Amongpresidents - Klaire

Me watching the Hangman vs Swerve’s match, one of the most brutal, violent and bloodiest matches I’ve ever seen.

Washington: Alexander why do you have a bunch of small purple bruises on your neck and collarbone?

Alex: Uhhhhhh...they're kisses from the universe

John: I'm the universe

IT JUST DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER

THAT’S THE WORST THING

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE

AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT’S GOTTEN THE WORST

NOPE

Truuuuue 😭😭😭

And Peggy

when you make fun of the “and peggy’s” 

But you realizes she’s got your man

and you are alone

and you’re like WHAT THE HECK I GOTTA DO TO BE WITH YOU 

Me @ the beginning of the school year: IMMA GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO KINGS COLLEGE. I PROB'LY SHOULDN'T BRAG BUT DAG, I AMAZE AND ASTONISH

Me @ myself @ the end of the school year: you have invented a new kind of stupid

stay alive reprise

philip: i did exactly as you said, pop….

eliza:

alexander:

my grandma downloaded pokemon go this is so pure

A geode that resembles a burrito. 

The legacy I leave is for all eternity