Teacher: Does anyone know who wrote the federalist papers?
Me: *flopping on desk*
Teacher: ...
Me: John Jay got sick after writing 5, James Madison wrote 29, HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!
Alexander Hammerpants. My name is Alexander Hammerpants. And there's a million ways that I can dance. I'm too legit. Too legit...
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is this an in the heights reference
“Nathaniel Green and Henry Knox wanted to hire you…” “To be their Secretary? I don’t think so.”
Hamilton Wallpapers (3/?)
[At The mall]
Burr: Excuse me? I lost my friend Alexander. Can I please make an announcement?
Random Employee: Of course.
Burr: [leans in to mic] Goodbye you little shit.
unusual(ish) asks <3
who’s your celebrity crush?
are you single or taken?
rant. just do it
do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?
how many accounts do you have?
how many pairs of shoes do you have?
opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)
how many accounts do you follow?
favorite brand of clothing?
name a dog
what unusual talent do you have?
what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?
ever prank called a store?
what’s your coffee order?
what’s a question do you constantly get asked?
if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?
google the top song from the year you were born
rant about your favorite musician
what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?
describe your blog in 3-5 words
what’s a conspiracy you believe in?
if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?
if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?
can you dance? sing?
what’s something you can’t stop buying?
crowds or small groups?
how long before a trip do you pack?
what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?
what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?
if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?
you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?
how old do you get mistaken for?
what do you think about a lot
do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?
what does home mean to you?
what do you think you’d be arrested for?
have you ever been called down to the principals office?
post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted
describe your aesthetic
answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation
feel free to reblog or send me some if you’d like! this took forever so reblog please!
Christopher Jackson and Lin-Manuel Miranda 2008 vs. 2016 Tony performance
Look at our C-Jack and Lin-Man! Pride is not the word I’m looking for! (x,x)
Ugh, he’s just so perfect! 🥰
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