Christopher Jackson’s Last Performance As George Washington In Hamilton: An American Musical On Broadway

Lin Manuel Miranda hosting SNL (October 8th, 2016)

What the heck did you do?

Find a partner that will rap New York traffic conditions to you

Benny's Dispatch

Benny: Honk your horn if you want it!

Me: *honks aggressively*

he absolutely kills this

Hamilton: Every Song Summarized

Alexander Hamilton: It's ye home boi Alex

Aaron Burr, Sir: Two college men walk into a bar with three drunkards, and-

My Shot: Do you ever just want to overthrow a government (Featuring Alexander having an existential crisis)

The Story Of Tonight: Painful foreshadowing coming from Laurens

The Schuyler Sisters: its ye home gals angellica eliza AND PEGGY

Farmers Refuted: It's Time For Alexander's Opinion

You'll Be Back: I cannot fucking believe King George III is a yandere

Right Hand Man: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline

A Winters Ball: RELIABLE WITH THE *LADIES*

Helpless: Ye gal Eliza falls for ye boi Alex

Satisfied: Angelica has emotional issues and I want to help her

The Story Of Tonight Reprise: SPIT A VERSE, BURR

Wait For It: Burr spits a verse (Sort of)

Stay Alive: Charles Lee shows up and Laurens is like "We should shoot that guy"

Ten Duel Commandments: Laurens shoots that guy

Meet Me Inside: Alexander gets grounded

That Would Be Enough: HEARTBREAK.

Guns and Ships: L A F A Y E T T E

History Has It's Eyes On You: Don't fuck up because history is always watching

Yorktown: Alexander and Lafayette overthrow a government

What Comes Next?: King George is still a yandere but now he's a Bitter Yandere

Dear Theodosia: THE DAD SONG

Non-Stop: Burr wonders why and how Alexander does things

What'd I Miss: Jeffy boi is done getting high in France and now he's back to get high in America

Cabinet Battle #1: Political debate turns into a rap battle

Take A Break: Alexander says "No" 500000 times

Say No To This: Alexander forgets how to say "No" 500000 times

The Room Where It Happens: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline again

Schuyler Defeated: Alexander throws away Burr's friendship bracelet

Cabinet Battle #2: you must be out oF YOUR GODDAMN MIND-

Washington On Your Side: MOTHERFUCKING SOUTHERN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS

One Last Time: Washington is resigning and Alexander has abandonment issues

I Know Him: JESUS CHRIST THIS WILL BE FUN!!!~

The Adams Administration: Hamilton fucking obliterates John Adams

We Know: Jefferson, Burr, and Madison become the TMZ of the 1700-1800s

Hurricane: Alexander decides to #expose himself

The Reynolds Pamphlet: Alexander probably regrets deciding to #expose himself

Burn: ELIZA DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS

Blow Us All Away: Alexander encourages his son to get in a gun fight and is shocked when he gets shot

Stay Alive Reprise: CRUSHING DEPRESSION

It's Quiet Uptown: EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION

The Election of 1800: Jefferson is tired of drama and he just wants politics

Your Obedient Servant: "Fucking fight me, Alex." ~Burr

Best of Wives and Best of Women: WOW EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION

The World Was Wide Enough: "Talk shit get hit." ~Burr

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: I'M CRYING OVER A FOUNDING FATHER.

well my life just ended

Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you

Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.

Me @ the beginning of the school year: IMMA GET A SCHOLARSHIP TO KINGS COLLEGE. I PROB'LY SHOULDN'T BRAG BUT DAG, I AMAZE AND ASTONISH

Me @ myself @ the end of the school year: you have invented a new kind of stupid