The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.
Gawyn: You killed my mother! I will kill you for that!
Rand, tiredly, without looking up: Take a number and move to the end of the line
My dash did a thing
after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose.
Mat Cauthon by mycks_art
Rand al’Thor by mycks_art
crime show: well we don’t know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she’s mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she’s saying ‘those three wise men they’ve got a semi by the sea’ which are lyrics to James Blunt’s song ‘Wisemen’ which was playing on that store’s favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You know what would be AWESOME?
A Wheel of Time/Stormlight Archive crossover
THINK ABOUT IT
Hell yeah I'm into masochism.
*Picks up another unfinished series*
I feel. So accomplished right now, y’all. Wheel of Time series and Cosmere in the same year? I’m unstoppable right now