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missing oxenfree hours + i love this fucking joke

sleepless goofy lesbians voted 2021s most importsnt type of blogger

if i had a dollar for every time someone spam liked my entire blog & then didnt follow me id be fucking rich

Ren: After watching the Shrek movie I politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss. Alex: Liar. Ren: Okay I did the Shrek Walk. You all suck anyway

Ren: Do you believe in Bigfoot? Jonas: Like, do I think he’s real? Ren: No, like, do you support him

i love when someone posts something new in the oxenfree tag and like clockwork all my oxenfree mutuals reblog it and all their oxenfree mutuals reblog it and so do i. every single time we get a new bite of content its like LOOK AT THIS!!! LOOK AT IT. YOUVE ALREADY SEEN IT FIVE TIMES BECAUSE YOU FOLLOW THE OXENFREE TAG BUT ALL OF US ARE SO DESPERATE FOR CONTENT WERE REBLOGGING IT ANYWAY

alex or michael oxenfree 78!!!

[id: a drawing of alex from oxenfree, sitting with her head down and pulling michael’s jacket around her. the lyrics around her read “so i sit in the vacuum you left behind, and i sift through each phrase for an ember/for a spark that will light, cause i can't rewind, i unravel until i remember.” /end id]

but now you're a black hole / and i am left numb

from the loop of these memories / the loop of the

Jonas: Lost my virginity to a thin mint cookie. Never doing that again. Alex: You shoved a thin mint cookie up your Jussy? Jonas: MY WHAT

Alex: I’m not like other girls. Alex: *takes long sip from red solo cup* Alex: I’m worse.

Ren: Elevator smell is so libidinous. Jonas: You are always using words Ren: Well they’re just sitting there.

lowkey why do indie video games tell better stories than any other medium

smth smth alpha alex

version with blood under the cut

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low quality oxenmeme because it’s been a long time since my last one <3

oxenfree is one of the most games ever actually

strolls back into the oxenfree tag after like three months hiiiiiiiii

it’s very late at night but i decided to go through the transmissions we have now through the new oxenfree update so here’s my notes of highlights and a doc with theories on them ^_^

Google Docs

Oxenfree theories

Oxenfree 2 Theory My main theory as of right now is that parentage, the group of masked moon lovers, are trying to tap into the source of th

inexplicable oxenfree energy

reblog to get possessed like in the hit 2016 game Oxenfree

pov u ditch ur brother’s funeral with ur best friend cuz it was way too overwhelming and you find out you suck at smoking

may i add another good boy?

so good why dont u pet him faster :3

haha

wait too fast

TOO FAST

YOURE GOING TO KILL HIM

feeling very

alex on the island

wake up new oxenmeme dropped

Out of Touch

Hey guys tonight we’re just thinking about how in the beginning of Oxenfree Alex and Jonas talk by the memorial of the sunken USS Kanaloa. And Alex says it makes her sad because it reminds her of scenes in movies where a character needs to be sealed up to keep the rest of the ship from drowning. And that’s basically what happened to her so she could save all her friends and she’s forever trapped in the time loop :,) restarting over and over :,) and never remembering :’) so she relives all the pain :’)

olly olly

I’ve seen some things for OxenFree about what kind of shirt Alex is wearing under the jacket but look:

In the flashback she’s not wearing her usual shirt but one with stripes. But look at what her brothers wearing

Alex is wearing her brothers shirt. It’s probably what little comfort she has left after what happened and I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s why most of her time shinanigans sent her back to memories with her brother.

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It's not even hard to get out