Alexpilled

low quality oxenmeme because it’s been a long time since my last one <3

Ren: After watching the Shrek movie I politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss. Alex: Liar. Ren: Okay I did the Shrek Walk. You all suck anyway

oxenfree is one of the most games ever actually

so like is nobody going to talk about the plague of porn bots in the oxenfree tag. whats up with that.

you are the bane of my existence.

god should regret giving me hands & access to editing apps.

OH YEAH I remember being so annoyed that I would have to pick between Ren and Jonas when both were being so unfair and then I saw the dialogue option for Nona and was like YES I don’t think I’ve ever made a game choice so fast in my life

leave. possible ?

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It's not even hard to get out

me: maybe i should stop hating on jonas all the time. he really is a great character, and despite getting on my nerves a lot, he's a good brother to alex. my brain: but dude bullying him is so funny

massive brain headcanon: japanese is alexs first language and rens picked up enough from her that they can have casual conversations while speaking it. they constantly exploit this to gossip without anyone knowing what theyre talking about. this drives jonas insane