Jonas: Lost My Virginity To A Thin Mint Cookie. Never Doing That Again. Alex: You Shoved A Thin Mint

so u know how jonas/ren is dubbed "weed beanies". i propose "sea salt" as the name for alex/clarissa

Alex: I’m not like other girls. Alex: *takes long sip from red solo cup* Alex: I’m worse.

me, pointing to jonas: i want that twink Obliterated

jonas is the greasiest looking mfer ive ever seen in my life i cant believe some of u guys are attracted to him. he looks like he doesnt know what conditioner is

babe wake up new roadkillrabiez fic dropped

Shitty Alex aesthetic: y’know, considering that night school studio has put out two games now and both of them involve drinking alcohol and then having an absolutely terrible evening, i’m starting to think they have some sort of agenda

url change bc i might make a non oxenfree blog eventually

reginald oxenfree

me, refusing to stop playing oxenfree over and over: sir, this is my emotional hell