Alex: I’m Not Like Other Girls. Alex: *takes Long Sip From Red Solo Cup* Alex: I’m Worse.

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It's not even hard to get out

extremely specific hcs pt 3: smells

alex: maraschino cherries, the ocean, blood

ren: weed, nail polish, sugar cookies

jonas: cigarettes, axe body spray, misspent youth

nona: really good perfume that you know you've smelled before but you can't put your finger on what it's called

clarissa: mint, downy fabric softener, spite

people who hate clarissa are so boring

Me: *sees triangles*

Also me: *immediately makes oxenfree reference*

Ren: What’s up babygirl Alex: I am a nonbinary teenager Ren: What’s up baby nonbinary teenager

i think this is my magnum opus

olly olly

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alex & jonas's sibling relationship is just alex ruthlessly bullying jonas 24/7 and him making bad puns to piss her off every 3-5 business days send tweet

this is the original btw [i think]

cannot stop making shitposts