Gotham Is Like Australia. It’s So Isolated, It Just Evolved Into The Most Insane And Batty (ha) Environment.

Vent post time

Shit sucks for small businesses in the US rn. I know there’s a lot of bad things going on, but this is still bad. The only groups that seem to be doing well right now are the big ass corporations. (Ik it’s more complicated than that but this is a vent post).

Anyways, wish my family luck y’all. We’re gonna get through this. Also, fuck mega corporations!

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

Let’s be real, in the next few days/months, AO3 could be like “hey, due to the unexpected costs of maintaining and updating our servers after the attack, we would need about 10K please. We would accept any penny you can bear to part with, but don’t force yourself!”

and then get 500K, a house, a brand new server, and a kidney in about the time necessary to read a 1.5k word long oneshot.

hi famous fish of tumblr

today is my birthgae would you plz say happy birth to me?? :0

no one else here will apparently ;-;

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY DO IT NOW

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

I’m gonna fail at life, but at least I went out eating watermelon at 4 am

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A BEARD

Real talk, for the longest time, I thought his beard was a big smile.

I’m suffering because finals are coming up. But once school is over, I can finally do things that make me happy.

Like trying to cosplay Bubble from the Amazing Digital Circus. I have a terrible idea for it, but that’s what gets us through high school sometimes.

Obscure autistic experiences that I didn’t realize were autistic experiences

(These aren’t diagnostic criteria for being autistic, just things that autistic people relate to more often than allistic people do)

• Making PowerPoints for fun (peak entertainment when I was 12 years old fr)

• I can’t eat my dinner, it’s too hot outside

• Someone has shown up to my house unexpectedly; I have to ignore them until I mentally adjust to the fact that they’re here

• Stop giving me light, tickly hugs—I need you to crush me

• *in a friend’s house* Ok I have no idea how formal or familiar I am supposed to be so I’m just going to not touch ANYTHING and wait to sit down until I’m invited to do so

• Getting yelled at for “not playing correctly” (??)

• “Who’s your celebrity crush” uhhh idk I only watch this one movie from 20 years ago so I don’t know any current celebrities

• Motion sickness. All the time.

• No one else follows the RulesTM correctly! I hate group projects!

• Having constant stomachaches and headaches from overstimulation, but the doctor says you don’t have a physical problem so obviously you’re faking to get out of school

• How does everyone else just know how to do that?

• Practicing “normal” conversation before going out in public

• Touching all the soft fabrics in the store until you find that one Bad Texture and now it’s burned into your skin and you are going to die

• I made a joke and everybody looked at me strangely and now I can’t figure out what I did wrong but I think they thought I was serious?

• On the opposite side: I said something totally sincere and now everyone is laughing so I guess I join in?

• Wearing the same shirt over and over and over and over