So Can We Start Hunting Down White Liberals Now Or What

Inmate P01135809., Fulton County Jail, Georgia. August 24, 2023.

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars

I love them so much. This fits them so well too.

how could i not reference the brothers of all time….

Omg yes.

He definitely had his own Robin oc. His first would have been a Mary Sue and it would have been beautiful.

This world needs more stalker Tim Drake and fanboy Tim Drake. He got adopted by his idols, are you joking, that was his dream come true. Self insert stuff right there.

Whenever I get home, I just slam dunk into my bed. Like, bed-ussy, mommy’s home.

Have hugs moots

[stumbling out of the new lady gaga album covered in blood] we are so back.

I fell off my bed and now my body hurts ): ):