Westerners Will Write Their Articles With Headlines Like “why Ukraine Matters” As If It Was A Wasteland.

this was funnier in my head

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i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”

i imagine hyde is very particular about tiny details people mention about jekyll, like, to the point where he aggressively corrects people on stuff and they wonder why this tiny little supposed-friend/patient/protege/blackmailer(?) cares so much

for example:

Someone: Yea, I saw Jek walking down here the other da--

Hyde: Jek-YLL. It's Jek-YLL.

Someone: ..yea, I know, its just a nicknam--

Hyde: JEK-YLL. put some RESPECT on that name

Why does the phantom of the opera sign off his little fan mail letters with O.P. What are you a tumblr user

Every midwit literary fiction novel from the past 5 years has been called something like The Little Things We Do To Ourselves or Back Then I Didn’t Think So Clearly or I Have Been Trying To Venmo You.

love them

“will you shut up about Thor for a minute” MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THE ROCKS ARE HAVING GAY SEX