“will You Shut Up About Thor For A Minute” MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THE ROCKS ARE HAVING GAY SEX

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

this never would’ve happened if you were a marine biologist, henry.

Inside every man there are two goats. One is screaming. The other is screaming. You are Mr. Thor Love and Thunder

*takes you on a museum date and proceeds to explain the most disgusting and bizarre facts to you with unveiled excitement*

it’s a hard-knock life

ofmd s2 predictions

-they play landslide by fleetwood mac

-izzy becomes more of a bastard <3

-izzy finally gets some dick

-spanish jackie x jim

-buttons gets a new bird but it's an albatross

-stede finds the red fabric. bonus points if he wears it

-calico jack returns

-john silver cameo

-they meet a swedish ship and the entire crew is played by the members of abba

-black pete heel turn after he finds out about lucius' death

-anne bonny and mary read are here and they are lesbians #lovewins

-there's a romeo & juliet moment where ed hears about stede's (fake) death and believes it

-ed and stede reunite at/near a lighthouse

“laters gators” bro i’m fucking crying right now actually shut the fuck up man im so serious i swear to god im crying im gonna fucking scream i-

I find this way too funny

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

I’m so glad tumblr is my social media of choice because kids on tiktok have to write like this