Every Midwit Literary Fiction Novel From The Past 5 Years Has Been Called Something Like The Little Things

The spot the difference games are getting too hard 😫

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Frankenstein’s creature:

I was created to be the perfect man, someone with everything that can escape death. Yet my creator didn’t think about the result and left me to die. He kept on shoving me away and calling me a monster even after I have shown every sign of regret and pain from my actions including steps forward as a man. So I became the monster he wanted me to be.

Hyde:

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck the police, fuck The church, fuck the governors, fuck this random guy who said hi to me on the street, Fuck anyone who isn’t me.

there are only three genders: frankenstein, jekyll and hyde, dracula

marc throwing his kippah on the ground, picking it up, apologizing to it, and sobbing is actually something that can be so personal to me, a jew

Chuck tingle proving once again he is world’s greatest author

IT'S ME GIRL I'M THE ANGEL OF MUSIC SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME GIRL LEAVE THE BOY WE DON'T NEED HIM COME WITH ME AND SING MY SONGS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC TIMES IN CAVES DO DO DO DO YEAH YOU NEED ME GIRL YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

i imagine hyde is very particular about tiny details people mention about jekyll, like, to the point where he aggressively corrects people on stuff and they wonder why this tiny little supposed-friend/patient/protege/blackmailer(?) cares so much

for example:

Someone: Yea, I saw Jek walking down here the other da--

Hyde: Jek-YLL. It's Jek-YLL.

Someone: ..yea, I know, its just a nicknam--

Hyde: JEK-YLL. put some RESPECT on that name

Jonathon in this update be like: fuck it, I'm climbing out in MY lizard fashion