Ranking Gothic Lit Characters By The Things They Do Instead Of Sleeping

Surprised and not disappointed

Sometimes self-care is hitting Count Dracula with a shovel 

ofmd s2 predictions

-they play landslide by fleetwood mac

-izzy becomes more of a bastard <3

-izzy finally gets some dick

-spanish jackie x jim

-buttons gets a new bird but it's an albatross

-stede finds the red fabric. bonus points if he wears it

-calico jack returns

-john silver cameo

-they meet a swedish ship and the entire crew is played by the members of abba

-black pete heel turn after he finds out about lucius' death

-anne bonny and mary read are here and they are lesbians #lovewins

-there's a romeo & juliet moment where ed hears about stede's (fake) death and believes it

-ed and stede reunite at/near a lighthouse

moon knight fulfills my childhood obsession with ancient egypt and my adult obsession with oscar isaac

I really DO NOT understand ppl that insist on making guillermo this sweet innocent little scrimblo baby or whatever. why would you even want that when the canon version of him is so much more fun and objectively better. guillermo is fundamentally deranged and fucked in the head and he is the best character on television because of it

“laters gators” bro i’m fucking crying right now actually shut the fuck up man im so serious i swear to god im crying im gonna fucking scream i-

they're all great at karaoke!!

JAKE LOCKLEY WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF BEING INTRODUCED

doodle from my insta story that i colored lololz