🦎🦎🏴☠️🏳️🌈 | Actor, Writer, herpatologist | Xmen blog @charlesxavierssentientwheelchair
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Taika Watiti forgetting that korg had a mum and giving him two dads in the new movie is the universes gay recompense for the duffer brothers forgetting wills birthday
the British government rn
Tom on set!
it's me, girl, i'm the Opera Ghost , speaking to you from inside your mind!
*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love
Sometimes self-care is hitting Count Dracula with a shovel
will byers has done NO WRONG.
lucas sinclair has done NO WRONG.
mike wheeler.
dustin henderson evolved dart like a pokemon but that can be forgiven and aside from that has done NO WRONG.
no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s
We need an American girl doll who can’t draw a clock
The spot the difference games are getting too hard 😫
My only plan for tonight is to get f*cked up beyond all recognition. 🥴🍾🍷
+BONUS FOOTAGE OF A DRUNKEN FIVE RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAYS WITH A MANNEQUIN:
the best part about making someone else’s post viral is not having to deal with the notes.
Jonathon in this update be like: fuck it, I'm climbing out in MY lizard fashion
Jonathan: *searching for the key*
Dracula:
On his blog he claimed he was trapped in castle dracula but one of my mutuals LITERALLY saw him sneak out at night and steal a woman’s baby??
obsessed with the fact that jonathan fully climbed down the outside of castle dracula in his socks. what an absolute maniac. this is what happens when you push a solicitor to their breaking point.
Day 6: favourite dynamic
There's many good dynamics but I really like Kid Loki's and alligator Loki's friendship!
It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible alligator.
speaking from a place of privilege (good url)
I PRESENT YOU
MY GREATEST CREATION
TRACKSUIT CREACHER
ps. yes the tracksuit is BATDIDAS
I relate to the phantom from phantom of the opera because I too am incapable of being normal about liking things ever
the biggest difference between the phantom of the opera book and the musical is that the first one leans more towards the female gaze, while the second one leans towards male gaze (especially the movie adaptation). it is also one of the fundamental flaws of the musical.
Why does the phantom of the opera sign off his little fan mail letters with O.P. What are you a tumblr user
they're all great at karaoke!!
Mr. Phantom of the Opera be like. If only people could see past my horribly deformed face to see that I’m actually a murderer. That would make things better I think
I have been thinking about this a Lot.
no, no, you don’t get it these fictional book characters from the 19th century ARE in fact bisexual.