Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard
The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)
I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing
My friend’s new pet sugar gliders :)
My favorite part about being sapphic is when the things I love about other women become things I love about myself. One day I was tracing another woman’s stretch marks in a dim bedroom light. And then, seemingly by accident, I was doing it to myself in my bathroom mirror. I loved the feeling of a full hand of flesh when I grabbed a woman’s hips, and then mine didn’t need to be so skinny anymore. I looked at a woman’s lower stomach pudge and thought it was so soft and cute, then never wanted a flat stomach again. Loving women can be so healing when you come from a world that doesn’t.
ya know, I feel like we need more metal/hard rock band tees that are, like, cute pastel colors for girlies like me who like to wear cutesy things but also like metal/hard rock. Like, a Korn or Rob Zombie band shirt but it’s pink :)
Are you a lesban
yeppers
me trying to start a 350 minimum words discussion post: idk if I can do it man…
One mania induced 700< word mini-essay later: how did we get here
how tf did people first figure out how to make pastries like it’s such an exact science like what did they just throw a bunch of shit in a bowl and hope it worked?? How many tries did it take to get it right???
my friend: PSAT
me with an auditory processing disorder: STD???
So, I have an idea for a book. In short it is very gay and involves pirates, featuring an entirely woman crew.
Do I know anything about writing books? No. Is it a good idea for a book? Maybe. Was I elected “most likely to become a published author” my senior year of high school and has it given me more confidence in my abilities than it probably should have? Most likely.
I may make more posts on this, though I wanted to get The Mass’s thoughts.
Also any advice you have would be very nice <3
something my friend made :)
“This is a Christian establishment, no homo sapiens allowed”
-My friend during lunch today