Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard
The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)
I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing