Are You A Lesban

HSBSHSHABSBSBA I JUST SHOWED MY DAD A POST FROM MY TUMBLR BLOG AND HE SAYS “what’s tumblr?”

”I am forever in my cringe era”

-my asl teacher

mkay so my step dad is a pharmacist and sometimes he brings home random stuff from his job (idk why) and now we just have this??? In the garage???

I want to put it in my room but idk where

“That’s so slavic-core of you”

-my friend today

This is a… Cataster

im gonna ice-your-spice

(threatening)

I love my momma <3

mkay so I recently had to pretty much shave my dog violet cuz she got some really bad knots in her fur, and I think she gets self conscious when she gets her fur cut cuz she acts all sad and stuff, so I put a sweater on her to maybe help her feel a bit better and-

We now get photos like this <3

me: one is lonely, two is a date, and three is a party!

friend: one can be a party if you have schizophrenia!