How Tf Did People First Figure Out How To Make Pastries Like It’s Such An Exact Science Like What Did
how tf did people first figure out how to make pastries like it’s such an exact science like what did they just throw a bunch of shit in a bowl and hope it worked?? How many tries did it take to get it right???
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My friend: the only horror movie I’ve seen is the bee movie
I am Totally Normal about this woman
spoiler, im not
to all of you lovely folks who reblog this pleasE TELL ME WHY THIS IS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY OME WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND AN INSIDE JOKE EVEN THO IM THE ONE WHO MADE IT😭😭😭
Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard
The nurse lady came back and said that we’re gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)
I nodded my head and said “I have a lot of blood per blood” and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing
So, I have an idea for a book. In short it is very gay and involves pirates, featuring an entirely woman crew.
Do I know anything about writing books? No. Is it a good idea for a book? Maybe. Was I elected “most likely to become a published author” my senior year of high school and has it given me more confidence in my abilities than it probably should have? Most likely.
I may make more posts on this, though I wanted to get The Mass’s thoughts.
Also any advice you have would be very nice <3
when I was younger I had a hard time understanding what people were saying in movies, and one of my favorite movies was Mary Poppins. I couldn’t understand what the guys were saying, so whenever I would sing the song “Step In Time” I would say “Steppy Time” and honestly I like my version better
Also please keep in mind that the average yearly salary is $56,420
I said what I said
yes very
one time I almost started crying during school because I found out crabs have 10 legs
that’s too many damn legs
Omg! I need to do this for my pumpkin! This year I’m going as spiral girl for my Halloween costume!
me: one is lonely, two is a date, and three is a party!
friend: one can be a party if you have schizophrenia!
