Here are some incorrect quotes I got from a generator lol.(NONE OF THERE ARE MINE!!! All credits to original creators!!!) Anyway enjoy:3
DA: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
DA: That's why I own TEN guns.
DA: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
DA: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Dark: I warned you.
Dark: I'm perfect.
Wilford : Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.
Actor , slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!
Dark, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
DA: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Actor : DA, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.
DA: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Actor : Well, I mean yeah.
DA: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.
Actor : Wait, you just made them?
DA: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Actor : Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time DA.
Actor : I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
DA: But ya' didn't!
Dark: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
DA: This is a lie.
DA: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
DA: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
DA: *on the phone* Hey Dark, do you know my blood type?
Dark: Of course, it's B-.
DA: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
Wilford : When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Actor , stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
DA, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Actor : Coming right up.
I’ve had so much fun with these, so assume more to come ig