Here Are Some Incorrect Quotes I Got From A Generator Lol.(NONE OF THERE ARE MINE!!! All Credits To Original

AHAHA more Incorrect quotes, again none of these belong to me. Most if not all of these will be the DA and their personal. Love is from Date, Thief is from Heist, Captain of course being iswm and DA is just The district attorney

Thief : Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-

Captain : CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Thief : And what do I get out of this?

Captain : I will give you a dollar.

Thief : What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Captain : How bout two dollars?

Thief : You got yourself a deal.

DA: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Love, are a fucking cactus.

Love: Could you be anymore annoying?

DA: Yes.

DA: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Thief : Burn the house down.

DA: And what did you do?

Thief : I made dinner.

DA:

Thief :

DA:

Thief : And burnt the house down.

Love: You're pathetic!

Thief : You're pathetic-er!

Captain : You're both losers.

Captain : DA taught me to think before I act.

Captain : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Captain : How did you break your leg?

Thief : Do you see those porch stairs?

Captain : Yes.

Thief : I didn't.

Love: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Thief : Awww, thanks-

Love: That’s not a good thing.

Thief : All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

DA : *looks at Thief *

DA : Baby boy. Baby.

DA : *looks at Love*

DA : Evil.

Captain : If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

Love: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Captain : Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Thief : YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

Love, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

DA , pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Captain , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Thief , trembling: What are we playing?!

Captain : We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*

Love: We have heart?

Captain : Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

I’ve seen Yancy referred to by Yan before! But there’s someone else with that nick name to so it might not work :/ I have also seen Darky-boy (if he is one then, not sure about you guys) And a personal favorite is Dames, but that’s used more as a sentimental thing sometimes.

Hope this helps

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*headbutts the qnappb over*

What are some nicknames yall use for each other, and is there any story behind them?

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AFTER A LONG WHILE IM FINALLY FUCKING GETTING TO THIS, JESUS CHRIST!

Yancy

We use nicknames such as Yance, Yancer, BooBooBear, and thats about it! Yance is just a shorter simpler way to say his name, Yancer is based off Lancer, and BooBooBear is just a silly nickname we use to make V laugh if hes feeling down! (we also use yancy baby and yancy cat)

Eric

The only nickname we have for Eric currently is Eefy or Eef! this is because at some point, V just called him that, despite knowing his name is obviously not Ethan. But clearly, its stuck, and honestly its just kinda cute!!

Mark

We dont see him much, but a few nicknames ive heard from V are: Markie, Markimoo, and the fan favorite of Engie! its hard to come up with a nickname for him considering hes got a rather simple name.

Dark

we only have one nickname for him considering hes newer, and its Darky! we’re honestly looking for more because, well, nicknames are fun and its the easiest way to make fun of someone, so-

Damien

it is surprisingly hard to come up with a nickname for me! the only one that has ever been consistently used for YEARS is Damie! Another personal online one ive got is cowboy, and thats what i usually sign off with, but thats about it! if yall have any nickname ideas HMU LMFAO

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