What If Tho - Blog Posts
What if he met God himself since he’s the first sinner to be redeemed and might be a seraphim in the future? I think it would be a funny interaction between the two
That one time I made a post on Twitter about how Sir Pentious' character could've gone in the story 3 days before the finale.
It did numbers...
And in a way it came true...
WOAH!!
In an alternate timeline
Anyone else wonder why Tobirama would try to make a jutsu like Edo Tensei in the first place? Cause my brain immediately thought about how Tobirama killed Madara's younger brother Izuna which caused that whole fight before the Senju and Uchiha decided to make peace and was like, "What if he was trying to find a way to resurrect Izuna so Madara would have no reason to attack them again and things could be even?"
Has anyone ever wondered whether Naruto would still have wanted to be Hokage if Danzo The Dick Shimura hadn't basically made him a target board by spreading word of his Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha?
His entire reason for becoming Hokage was to make everyone love and acknowledge him as a human being. Even in the alternate universe made in the genjutsu Madara cast in Shippuden, he most likely wanted to be treated as his own person and not as his father's son. He wanted to be seen as his own person instead some preconceived notion everyone had of him (a demon fox/the Hokage's son).
Would he even have being Hokage as a thought in his mind or would his entire life be set on finding out who his parents are, starting with his last name Uzumaki? Then the entire series would be about Naruto trying to figure out where he got his name and what happened to his clan. Which is still a kind of valid question in general for me.
The Uzumaki were known as insane sealing masters so my biggest question was how enemy armies were even able to step a foot on their island without getting blown up into oblivion or sent to another dimension with some unholy sealing technique. It seems very suspicious that just after Kushina is sent to Konoha, her village gets cornered and eradicated to the point of there being no history of them whatsoever and I'm sure that Naruto would have picked up on how fishy that explanation is, no matter how many villages ganged up on them. His mother was able to subdue a tailed beasts after it was extracted from her and she literally had another human being pushed out of her body so how in the heck did a village of people that strong get wiped out by normies?
I would have loved to see Naruto unravel that mystery for himself while trying to find out about his parents and beginning to question his village in general for the lack of reference to his clan throughout the history lessons he would force himself to attend.
Him asking a teacher about his clan and everyone in class laughing while the teacher tells him there isn't an Uzumaki clan.
Maybe someone like Shikamaru or Sasuke asking their parents about it only for them to get these blank pained looks on their faces while remembering the red haired girl from a island village with an ocean of chakra at her disposal.
I'm wondering how the fight between Orochimaru and Hiruzen would have gone if instead of just summoning the Hokages, he had tried to summon some Uzumaki's as well. Because I'm trying to figure out how an Uzumaki would react to being reanimated considering they make jutsus that can literally send people to hell and it felt a little sus that they never summoned a single Uzumaki from the Pure lands to fight someone.
That and I remember that Nagato being an Uzumaki who was really young when Uzushio had a jutsu that could bring back his fallen comrades (the Paths of Pain). Someone who was a child or younger when the Uzumaki clan was wiped out had a jutsu that cool.
Not sure who would be more screwed in the situation really. Hiruzen would probably be dead way quicker if Orochimaru had full control of the Uzumaki that was summoned and I'm sure Konoha in general would be burnt to the ground. However, considering the Uzumaki Clan was basically born to fuck with the balance of life and death with their jutsu creation, there is a chance that the Uzumaki could just break out of the jutsu and beat Orochimaru into the ground before he can make the hand signs to release the jutsu.
Just imagining Orochimaru getting the third coffin to rise from the ground and it being Mito or Kushina Uzumaki being reanimated. If it was Mito it would probably be more nostalgic for Hiruzen since she is his sensei's wife. If it was Kushina I just know she would immediately ask about Naruto considering she asked him specifically to take care him before she died. Hiruzen would probably avoid the question and depending on whether she can break out of the Edo Tensei his death would have a varying time frame. On the battle field fighting a controlled Kushina Uzumaki or after the battle with a livid Kushina after she finds out how Naruto has been living under his "protection".
Does anyone ever think about what could have happened if Naruto and Sasuke had been actively friends before the Uchiha Massacre? Like, if they had just sucked it up and actually been nice to each other from the beginning then became inseparable.
Sasuke being the smart one and helping Naruto learn while Naruto helps loosen him up so he can have fun and play games with his friend instead of just training to beat his brother (because I find it really weird that despite the Uchiha being a whole clan Sasuke doesn't have a single friend in or outside the clan as a child).
I can totally see Mikoto encouraging it so Sasuke has a distraction from his father and their clan BS going on while Fugaku doesn't approve because of the rumors about the Uchiha controlling the Nine Tails. Itachi is torn between being glad his little brother has a friend and terrified that Sasuke might get roped into their clan's Curse of Hatred with Naruto as the cause of it then taking it out on the village (people are just so indifferent to Naruto's existence and Sasuke isn't dumb enough not to notice people giving his best friend side eyes in the street).
Then when the clan massacre happens Sasuke would push Naruto away because he's afraid he'd lose him too while Naruto would just roll in with his never-give-up mantra and keep pushing himself closer. Dragging Sasuke to Ichiraku's to make sure he eats and bothering him when he starts trauma spiraling as a distraction from his pain. Maybe dragging Sasuke to his apartment so he isn't alone and helping him deal with nightmares, etc. Not sure if Naruto would know what therapy is (with the amount of neglect he suffers from idk at this point) but he would probably drag him over there too.
Then there would be dumb rumors about Naruto being the cause of the massacre which is why Sasuke is pushing him away despite them being best friends before the incident. I can see Sasuke getting upset about that and jumping to Naruto's defense and maybe fighting some people for their stupidity while Naruto has to (for once) drag him away from the fight to calm him down.
There could have been a lot more depth to their friendship if they were official friends in the beginning and things just started spiraling after the massacre happens.