Anyone Else Wonder Why Tobirama Would Try To Make A Jutsu Like Edo Tensei In The First Place? Cause My

God the Leaf adults are so lucky Naruto’s not 3% crazier than he ended up, he could and would have every right to wreck their shit unimaginably

I'm wondering how the fight between Orochimaru and Hiruzen would have gone if instead of just summoning the Hokages, he had tried to summon some Uzumaki's as well. Because I'm trying to figure out how an Uzumaki would react to being reanimated considering they make jutsus that can literally send people to hell and it felt a little sus that they never summoned a single Uzumaki from the Pure lands to fight someone.

That and I remember that Nagato being an Uzumaki who was really young when Uzushio had a jutsu that could bring back his fallen comrades (the Paths of Pain). Someone who was a child or younger when the Uzumaki clan was wiped out had a jutsu that cool.

Not sure who would be more screwed in the situation really. Hiruzen would probably be dead way quicker if Orochimaru had full control of the Uzumaki that was summoned and I'm sure Konoha in general would be burnt to the ground. However, considering the Uzumaki Clan was basically born to fuck with the balance of life and death with their jutsu creation, there is a chance that the Uzumaki could just break out of the jutsu and beat Orochimaru into the ground before he can make the hand signs to release the jutsu.

Just imagining Orochimaru getting the third coffin to rise from the ground and it being Mito or Kushina Uzumaki being reanimated. If it was Mito it would probably be more nostalgic for Hiruzen since she is his sensei's wife. If it was Kushina I just know she would immediately ask about Naruto considering she asked him specifically to take care him before she died. Hiruzen would probably avoid the question and depending on whether she can break out of the Edo Tensei his death would have a varying time frame. On the battle field fighting a controlled Kushina Uzumaki or after the battle with a livid Kushina after she finds out how Naruto has been living under his "protection".

Has anyone ever wondered whether Naruto would still have wanted to be Hokage if Danzo The Dick Shimura hadn't basically made him a target board by spreading word of his Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha?

His entire reason for becoming Hokage was to make everyone love and acknowledge him as a human being. Even in the alternate universe made in the genjutsu Madara cast in Shippuden, he most likely wanted to be treated as his own person and not as his father's son. He wanted to be seen as his own person instead some preconceived notion everyone had of him (a demon fox/the Hokage's son).

Would he even have being Hokage as a thought in his mind or would his entire life be set on finding out who his parents are, starting with his last name Uzumaki? Then the entire series would be about Naruto trying to figure out where he got his name and what happened to his clan. Which is still a kind of valid question in general for me.

The Uzumaki were known as insane sealing masters so my biggest question was how enemy armies were even able to step a foot on their island without getting blown up into oblivion or sent to another dimension with some unholy sealing technique. It seems very suspicious that just after Kushina is sent to Konoha, her village gets cornered and eradicated to the point of there being no history of them whatsoever and I'm sure that Naruto would have picked up on how fishy that explanation is, no matter how many villages ganged up on them. His mother was able to subdue a tailed beasts after it was extracted from her and she literally had another human being pushed out of her body so how in the heck did a village of people that strong get wiped out by normies?

I would have loved to see Naruto unravel that mystery for himself while trying to find out about his parents and beginning to question his village in general for the lack of reference to his clan throughout the history lessons he would force himself to attend.

Him asking a teacher about his clan and everyone in class laughing while the teacher tells him there isn't an Uzumaki clan.

Maybe someone like Shikamaru or Sasuke asking their parents about it only for them to get these blank pained looks on their faces while remembering the red haired girl from a island village with an ocean of chakra at her disposal.

Does anyone ever think about what could have happened if Naruto and Sasuke had been actively friends before the Uchiha Massacre? Like, if they had just sucked it up and actually been nice to each other from the beginning then became inseparable.

Sasuke being the smart one and helping Naruto learn while Naruto helps loosen him up so he can have fun and play games with his friend instead of just training to beat his brother (because I find it really weird that despite the Uchiha being a whole clan Sasuke doesn't have a single friend in or outside the clan as a child).

I can totally see Mikoto encouraging it so Sasuke has a distraction from his father and their clan BS going on while Fugaku doesn't approve because of the rumors about the Uchiha controlling the Nine Tails. Itachi is torn between being glad his little brother has a friend and terrified that Sasuke might get roped into their clan's Curse of Hatred with Naruto as the cause of it then taking it out on the village (people are just so indifferent to Naruto's existence and Sasuke isn't dumb enough not to notice people giving his best friend side eyes in the street).

Then when the clan massacre happens Sasuke would push Naruto away because he's afraid he'd lose him too while Naruto would just roll in with his never-give-up mantra and keep pushing himself closer. Dragging Sasuke to Ichiraku's to make sure he eats and bothering him when he starts trauma spiraling as a distraction from his pain. Maybe dragging Sasuke to his apartment so he isn't alone and helping him deal with nightmares, etc. Not sure if Naruto would know what therapy is (with the amount of neglect he suffers from idk at this point) but he would probably drag him over there too.

Then there would be dumb rumors about Naruto being the cause of the massacre which is why Sasuke is pushing him away despite them being best friends before the incident. I can see Sasuke getting upset about that and jumping to Naruto's defense and maybe fighting some people for their stupidity while Naruto has to (for once) drag him away from the fight to calm him down.

There could have been a lot more depth to their friendship if they were official friends in the beginning and things just started spiraling after the massacre happens.

If we add in Shikamaru finding out all the shit Hiruzen DIDN'T do for Naruto and have him pop a full Boogeyman style shadow hell on him after, I am all for it. We all saw what happened to Hidan when he killed Asuma, so I would LOVE to see what Shikamaru does to to Mister "Leave an orphan to be ostracized by an entire village while making a child hunt for his own food and do his own taxes". PLEASE.

Give me more fics about how Shikamaru is, of course, extremely lazy and laid back like most Nara but he also falls prey to the other lesser known Nara habit of hyper-fixating and obsessing over one specific thing.

Nara are known for fixating on anything from shogi to sake to a specific person.  A lot of Nara marriages are the result of those fixations.

Shikamaru?  He fixates on Naruto.

Not me staying up at night after getting dragged back into the Naruto fandom again just thinking about the fact that in order for them to have taught or even have anything written down about the Uzumaki Reaper Death Seal, an Uzumaki would have to somehow survive summoning the Reaper/Shinigami in the first place.

The same summoning that costs your soul.

Like how would that be possible first try?

I know their life force is the strongest amongst any of the clans but to survive the Shinigami a.k.a. the GOD OF DEATH?!

Now I'm stuck thinking about how a situation where someone tries to use the seal on an Uzumaki would go. Would they even react to it? Or would an Uzumaki just be like "Oh, hi Shinigami-san! Haven't seen you in a while!" then somehow cancel the jutsu or something more weird? Because these people literally had masks that can help you unseal something sealed in the Shinigami's stomach (along with other masks that can do who knows what) and just gave them to Konoha so I am honestly scared of what they might be capable of. I honestly would have loved more explanation when it came to this seal and the Uzumaki in general. Even if it came in some sort of gag scene where someone tries to do the seal on Naruto but the Shinigami can't take his soul because Naruto is an Uzumaki and the Shinigami is basically like a summoning animal to them.

But it's not really unexpected when the man comes from the same village where they look at this:

And are like: OMG a demon! Kill it with fire!

i always hated sarutobi for seeing like. 8 yr old orochimaru and going “oh this INSANELY traumatized baby orphan child is gonna be Evil it’s Fate i can tell with my Mind..just by looking at him……dark and twisted” then it cuts to a flashback and he looks like this

Obsessed with the idea of Slytherin Skittles true crime podcast that is just them reading over real crimes and pointing out each of the criminal’s mistakes.

once, someone repeatedly sent them hate comments saying they could never do better causing Batshit Barty and the gang to go “Bet”

A week later, A newly freed child abuser who didn’t serve his time was found dead with the exact same MO they said in the latest episode of the podcast with none of the mistakes they pointed out. No one could prove they did it yet everyone knew.

The podcast continued as usual.