What Do You Mean I Post About Nerdy Prudes Must Die Too Much???? - Blog Posts

FIC. NOW.

no genuinely i think the fastest way to a Max Jägerman Redemption Arc(TM) is putting him in the drama club. literally it would help him get over his toxic masculinity AND let him be a dramatic bitch without being a bully about it. High School Musical his ass

So, bc NPMD for my Starkid poll, can y’all answer about characters now??

yes

All I want…is for Pete to have a white streak in his hair where Wiggly touched him. Okay? Is that too much to ask? For the drama???

I DREW NIBBLY‼️‼️

two different statements for y’all :P

real

Uncle Paul 🤝 Richie Lipschitz : Meowing for no reason

Richie is so real for that (i keep accidentally they/them-ing cis people)

she/they grace is real

i made an amazon list for Nibblys costume!!

the shoes and gloves are the exact same, and i’m pretty sure so are the visors, wig, and skirt! the leg warmers are meant to be the things on his arms, but i couldn’t find anything similar sorry

obviously you could change some of this (like the shoes) to be cheaper or change items so that you’d be more likely to wear them normally, but my goal here was to be as accurate to the musical as i could!

ps. if you want the candy prop i’d recommend making one yourself, and i know there are lots of tutorials available <3 (although i think walmart sells them as decorative things maybe?)

Max is many thing but he is not homophobic

richie: i thought you hated me because i was queer

max: no! your identity is the one thing i respect about you

Canon 🙏

I just got done dyeing my hair and, you know what?

Richie Lipschitz deserves the euphoric moments of hanging out with your friends, eating snacks and listening to shitty music while dying your hair.

(Richie dyes the front piece of his hair blue, Ruth does red or pink peek-a-boo, Step does green ends and Pete matches with a few strands of it. Grace does NOT join in but does wear a clip in extension for the heck of it. Max would do blue all over mistaking it for temporary pomade)

literally canon

It’s Christmastime in Hatchetfield. Isn’t that fun?

Nerdy Prudes Must Die reference??

womens bathroom is for coughing up blood mens bathroom is for drowning facedown in the toilet unisex bathroom is for biding your time

i can hear you ‼️‼️

i agree ‼️

does anyone want to think about richie and stopwatch being brothers with me

everytime i see literally anything about Richie Lipshitz i giggle and kick my feet like a school girl in love.

Not even cuz i have a crush on him, i’m just that fixated on him 😭

I eat up every headcanon about him ever. Like, Paul is his uncle? FUCK YEAH! He’s trans? LITERALLY CANON‼️ I LOVE HIM WITH MY WHOLE BEING AND SOUL

his one job was actually just to serve cunt

and that job was well accomplished

bonus point for being a cutie patootie

Imagine getting impaled in a structurally unsound construction built by satanists with your last words ‘Nerdy prudes must die!’ only to come back covered in glitter, murder the two horniest nerds in your entire school and be seduced by the sole aforementioned nerdy prude.

Max, sweetie, you had one job.

i personally saw him and went “he’s pretty hot ngl”

i havent seen enough commotion for curt mega as tinky. i see him in that role and i think to myself yes that is where he should be that is what he should be doing

i randomly remember how CANONICALLY terribly Richie died, and then i get all sad abt it

they give us the most random lore ever and i love it

glad they have names now (I KNEW THAT JONS CHARACTER WAS THE SAME AS THE BBQ MONOLOGUES 👹👹)

Jon Matteson and Jeff Blim giving us the real lore in their NPMD watch party like "The principal of Hatchetfield High School is literally Jeff Blim from real life," "Wiggly messed up Pokey's song by coming in late by one quarter of a beat, and he'll never let him forget it," "Brooke started a fire in the girls' bathroom at homecoming," and "'The Best of You' is a Needy Beast song in-universe, and they played the HHS homecoming dance."

Also Will Branner's character at the dance is a Swedish exchange student possibly named "Hans," while Jon's character is confirmed to be Trevor.

canon

I love trans Ritchie headcannons. you just know this guy has the hatsune miku binder

a warning bc this has happened to many

Fellas

If your girl

Has never seen darker times

Covered the protests live, at the Hatchetfield kennel

That's not your girl

That is Dan Reynolds

(with Action News, weekdays at 10 pm)

this isn’t the first time i have seen this ship 💀

i agree 100% tho

i don’t know who these guys are but i love them and they are definitely dating

real cuz i said so actually

one sided spankoschitz is real to me