his one job was actually just to serve cunt
and that job was well accomplished
bonus point for being a cutie patootie
Imagine getting impaled in a structurally unsound construction built by satanists with your last words ‘Nerdy prudes must die!’ only to come back covered in glitter, murder the two horniest nerds in your entire school and be seduced by the sole aforementioned nerdy prude.
Max, sweetie, you had one job.
tumblr, i love you, but please stop making me scroll through ads ON MY OWN ACCOUNT 😭
I’ve started watching Invincible and I need everyone to know that William is my favorite character (i literally only watched it for Andrew Rannells 💀) and i love how my guy found out Mark was Invincible and automatically decided to be annoying at abt it 😭 (same tbh)
real event
Husk: Tony, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Or let me get Charlie.
Angel: Hey, I'm sorry. Did WE get stabbed to fulfill some weirdo’s knife kink?!
ok, i love the Percy Jackson show. but i have 1 (one!!) problem with it. more specifically with the fans. WHY DO YALL KEEP ACTING LIKE ANNABETH IS SOOOO COOL FOR TAKING HERMES KEYS??
ITS LITERALLY SAID (BY ANNABETH!!!) THAT HE NOTICED?!!?!
Annabeth is awesome yes, but she did not successfully steal from the God of thief’s 😭
HAPPY 45th ANNIVERSARY TO THE ONLY STRAIGHT COUPLE EVER
only one makes you immortal tho
i’m being cool as hell and you’re being a furry
reblog so this escapes containment and gets a fair spread
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i’m on the ace spectrum and it always pisses me off when ppl act like i’m not just bc i say that i would have sex
also on the aro spectrum and have a partner, doesn’t make me any less aro!!
+ being aspec is very cool and i wish we talked abt it more bc lots of ppl are aspec they just don’t realize it +
either you support the entire spectrum of aromanticism and asexuality and aplatonicism (etc) or you don’t support the aspec community at all.
a necessary repost
Season greetings to you my friend, I’m Izzy a 23y/o TransWoman who’s living under fear and terror from my Parents and hiding my socials from my Aunt who runs a big blog on this app. I’ve been threatened with a 14 year jail term by my dad and correctional home by Mom. My aunt caught some my interactions on this app and promised to tell my parents so they can act quick on me. I’m looking to flee to a more safer and transphobic free country to start afresh before my religious parents make their moves on me. Calling on all LGBTQ+ family to come to my aid— you can see my detailed story coupled with the link to help me by blog(last reblog). Thanks for taking your time to read. A boost on the post will also mean the world to me. God bless you my friend.
i hope that you are able to move to somewhere safer!!