Vampyr - Blog Posts
bit of a pirate fit for today 🗡
a silly little guy. a whimsical fella.
some things are only okay when me and that one bitch i love do them
live laugh cunt
idk i like to fuck around and find out sometimes
i exist to confuse the fuck out of everyone and be sexy
cunt sun whore moon and bitch rising
i don't have rizz i have big doll eyes and many problematic things to say
I ♡ blood sacrifices
Im like if victorian vampire was a 2000s stripper
face reveal ig
Its 4:20am rn and i realised im too pretty to do anything like ever
every she wants revenge album is a sex playlist
'women like to be ignored" is the biggest mf lie ever told women actually want for you to yearn for them like they are the air you breathe and like without them you would suffocate and die thank you very much
I cannot understand bitches who smoke only vapes. Like if you're getting lung cancer at least look pretty while doing it
girls watch bram stoker's dracula (1992) and their perception of love becomes altered forever
which gender are you? angel making itself scary to ward off evil, or demon making itself look beautiful to decieve humans?
everyone wants a hot alt bitch but no one wants to deal with her personality disorders and problems with father
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Me:
That moment when you finish a piece of media and can finally look at fanart and fanfictions without being spoilered
Have you seen my fangs?
Tag yourself: Modern monsters.
Vampire: Black leather jackets and sunglasses, night owl, blood-red lipstick and black eye shadow, deep kisses, mysterious, is a picky eater, intelligent and witty, buys old stuff for “the aesthetic”, wants to see the world, is a wine-person, can do a perfect snarl, eye-rolls at stupid people.
Werewolf: Long and colourfull nails, loves puppies, eat a lot of meat, playful, is athletic, protec and attac, can’t do math, is sweet and lovable, hoodies and running shoes, loves to cuttle, always knows when the next full moon is.
Siren: Coloured hair, wears skirts and dresses, swims at night, shiny highlighter, doesn’t wear shoes, seduces people with her songs, eyes as deep as the ocean, shallow kisses, laughs at her own jokes, sings in the shower, likes the stars, collect crystals and seashells.
Zombie: Wears statement t-shirts, mixes food together, can’t do sports to save her life, knows all the memes, a fangirl TM, would lose her head if it weren’t attached to her body, pillow-forts and blankets, is very lazy.
Witch: Wears all black, magical symbols as tattoos, carries her potions in water-bottles, her house is full of plants, has a pet bird, loves the outdoors, grows her own greens, vegetarian, wears hats, scientific, cat-person.
Ghost: Is shy, cold colours, clothes that flow in the wind, sensitive, cries a lot, mostly stays at home, owns an ouija-board, want everyone to get along, pale, soft lipgloss, is always freezing, walks lightly, doodles on everything, stares through people, remember embarrassing things too often.
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What do we think about the fluffy hat :3
Vampires are so real when they transform into bats. If I were an undead twink, I to would want to sometimes just be a lil creature.