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Things Alastor Has Definitely Said 3
Alastor: *reading a recipe* Whisk until pale... Lucifer, come here for a moment.
Lucifer: Hm, what?
Alastor: *grabs his arm, compares the batter to his skin* Hmm... I'd say that's close enough.
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Alastor: How much of the Bible was even real?
Lucifer: Assume everything you read in it is false.
Alastor: I see, so Jesus never happened and God doesn't exist.
Lucifer: What? No—
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Angel: What do you even know about addiction?
Alastor: ... Angel, I was a soldier in the First World War. I lived during the prohibition. I still take medicine with cocaine in it, and I still make moonshine in my bathtub.
Alastor: "What do I know about addiction," the nerve.
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Vox: We could have been GREAT!
Alastor: Great what? Clowns? I don't want to be a part of your circus, Vox. Unlike you, I don't derive sexual pleasure from feeling humiliated. Take your Tony the Tiger impression somewhere else.
Vox:
Vox: How the fuck do you know who Tony the Tiger is?
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Charlie: Look, Alastor, I'm not trying to step on your toes, but—
Alastor: You'd have a difficult time, given that I don't have any.
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Alastor: Goodbye, chums! I'm off to have Girl Dinner with Rosie!
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Alastor: Shut up, Susan.
Vaggie: ... That's not my name.
Alastor: ... Question, were you always an exorcist angel or did you have human relatives at some point? You remind me of someone.
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Angel: And transgender is basically people who don't identify with the gender they were assigned to at birth.
Alastor: Oh, I see, so it's like how I tricked my sperm donor into thinking I was always a boy and made him think he was clinically insane for having memories of the contrary!
Angel:
Angel: You WHAT?!
plump vaggie cause i love her
Lmao, imagine Adam with a dress prancing around and everything
After watching "Encanto" again, I came up with a weird AU idea:
What if Sinner!Adam had the power of Chlorokinesis/Plant Manipulation? When he became a sinner, he gained this power because he was made from dirt and dust. However, he never actually used this power. In fact, nobody, including Adam himself, knew that he had Chlorokinesis/Plant Manipulation. Then, something happens—either Adam and Vaggie fight or Vaggie does something intentional/unintentional that pisses Adam off. Either way, Vaggie has to go to Adam's bedroom and apologize. Instead of actually making up, Vaggie and Adam argue again. Can't tell if this is in character or not.
Either way, Adam was so mad that he accidentally created Tiger Lilies. Vaggie, who didn't notice the tiger lilies, had just accepted defeat as there was no way to get this man to accept that it was both of their faults and just apologize, wanting to end this and move on with their day. But Adam was way too focused on the Tiger Lilies and kind of reverted back to his Eden personality as he wondered, "What else can I do?" Testing his power, Vaggie just wanted to end this, but later became more interested and wondered about his power.
Can't tell if this is a redemption moment or just a Vaggie and Adam moment, but this is just a thought. 🤷🏾♀️