Remus: *sigh* I miss Janus...
Roman: He just went to the store, he'll be back in an hour.
Remus: *bangs fist on table* THAT'S WHAT VIRGIL SAID TOO
Remus, plopping in the kitchen: It's so hard to find a good top these days.
Roman: Right?? It's impossible!
Remus: It's like, too restricting, or too loose, or too short—
Roman: Too short? That's really a dealbreaker for you?
Remus: I mean, unless it's cropped, then yeah. It's a big problem, being above average height.
Roman: *comprehends*
Roman: *slowly turns bright red*
Remus: ...
Remus: We're both talking about shirts, right?
Roman, mumbling: Shut up.
Virgil, raising an eyebrow: I thought Remus was the—
Roman, redder: SHUT UP.