[2024 Eurovision] Switzerland: I did something queer and dramatic with high notes. Austria: *glares* Switzerland: …Do you have a problem? Austria: No. [2025 Eurovision] Switzerland: Austria: Switzerland: You literally copied my entire Eurovision vibe. Austria: I improved it. Liechtenstein: God, I wish I could sing sapphic love too. Hungary: I’m begging you two to just kiss already. Italy: 🇪🇺✨
me, in the corner, clutching my Edelweiss ship like a rosary: ✨ the hills are alive with the sound of homosexual yearning ✨