jaded by humankind since fucking forever
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Much love to the piano man, my forever muse~ š¶
āPlease,ā he begged in the dark. āCan I just hold you tonight, and pretend a little longer?ā
Man I FUCKING LOVE how the Eurovision winners of 2024-25 have given up Swissaus/Edelwiess Fuel. Thanks guys!
[2024 Eurovision] Switzerland: I did something queer and dramatic with high notes. Austria: *glares* Switzerland: ā¦Do you have a problem? Austria: No. [2025 Eurovision] Switzerland:Ā Austria: Switzerland: You literally copied my entire Eurovision vibe. Austria: I improved it. Liechtenstein: God, I wish I could sing sapphic love too. Hungary: Iām begging you two to just kiss already. Italy: šŖšŗāØ
me, in the corner, clutching my Edelweiss ship like a rosary: ⨠the hills are alive with the sound of homosexual yearning āØ
I only JUST discovered your account and suddenly remembered binge reading your fic some time ago, it was really good!
I usually avoid fics with over 100k words but with Edelweiss can you really be picky, there's barely anything out there for them ;v;
Ahh thank you! Iām so glad Edelweiss tempted you into braving the word countāespecially since I know 100k+ can be a commitment!
The scarcity of SwissAus content definitely pushed me to write a lot (someone had to do Godās work, right?). Iām really touched that it stuck with you! š¤
to be honest with you your fic Zweisamkeit is what turned me from a 'Huh what's edelweiss?' to a 'OMFG I LOVE THIS EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED ANSTY MOTHERFUCKERS'
(And if you see me screaming in your comments as I repeatedly reread you fic- no you didn't)
Haha, Iām so glad Zweisamkeit turned you into a fan of emotionally constipated, angsty chaos! š And I absolutely didnāt see you screaming in the commentsānope, not at all. š Feel free to scream as much as you wantāIām glad youāre enjoying the chaos! š¤
NEW KAFFEE UND SCHOGGI
So. Iāve officially lost my mind recently and, in a very productive (???!) coping mechanism, I wrote something. Itās a novel now, I guess. 24,796 words of something that might legally qualify as a fever dreamāand thatās not counting the 2,293 words of notes and footnotes (because apparently Iām incapable of shutting up?).
I genuinely seem to think Iām writing the next great European tragedy.
Itās emotional carnage. Itās sensual SwissAus chaos. Itās diplomatic dinner but make it psychological warfare. And just to really confuse myself, I also dragged Gerita into this. Spuk is lurking. And then thereās Rusprusāthe most rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth take on them youāve ever seen. Theyāre not just unhinged. The hinges are gone. I need someone to stop meābut also, please donāt.
Read it. Fear it. Annotate it like itās a dead language.
And because I survived the grueling journey that was Zweisamkeit (and late-stage capitalism, honestly), I rewarded myself by purchasing a Kobo. You can find the lockscreen here. I deserve this. I deserve all of this.
Expect the absurdity to continue. Also, do you ever feel like the universe is just one giant chaotic plot twist? Just me? Cool. Anyway, if you need me, Iāll be under a blanket fort in the corner of my room, hugging my new Kobo like itās my only friend.
Zweisamkeit Summary:Ā Basch Zwingliās life runs like clockworkāwork at the bank, take care of his daughter. But when his past unexpectedly collides with his present, the arrival of an attractive Austrian throws everything into disarray. Maybe, just maybe, it just might offer him the chance to let go again. Content:Ā Austria/Switzerland ā Human AU, Austria & Switzerland are single parents, Fluff and Humor, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Grief/Mourning, Bonding over trauma, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better Characters: Liechtenstein, Kugelmugel, Germany, North Italy, Nyo!South Italy, Belgium, Netherlands, Male Hungary, lots of background characters Additional Tags: Established Germany/North Italy, Established Spain/Nyo!South Italy, lots of background pairings Status: Complete AO3 LINK
Zweisamkeit is finally complete.
This story took years off my lifeāand it still has me in a chokehold. I thought I was done, but thereās still more to write, more to explore. The characters, the dynamicsāeverything took me by surprise and refuses to let me go. But for now, this will have to do.
(I also realised something about it: itās always raining, everyoneās always drinking tea, dads are kind, and thereās no motherāthereās never a mother. I think that says more about me than Iād like to admit.)
Original below
Austria: Ugh, I hate you Switzerland: Jokes on you, I hate me more Austria: Austria: Darling, we talked about this
Okay this got me curious-
*If you're a multishipper, think of the one you love the most/the first that came to your mind.
my swissaus is always twosided cuz i believe in True Loveā¢ļø
are you cooking (and by cooking i mean edelweiss)
evryday šššššš
I just wanna say. I love your edelweiss fic Zweisamkeit. When I see updates in my email, just know I'm going crazy. I know like 5 other people who fuck with Edelweiss and honestly. I probably say this to them A LOT. but the content, the fanart, the big or small fics, the little discussion of these two idiots. Is so much. Doing wonders for those who are actively seeking this ship. Thank you so much for writing and creating <3. You honestly inspire me to write silly fics again. Thanks! Take care!
Ahh, this made my dayāthank you so much!! š„¹ It means the world to know that Zweisamkeit is something you look forward to, and hearing that there are others out there who love Edelweiss just as much is honestly so heartwarming. This little ship deserves all the content, and Iām so happy to be contributing to that in some way. And knowing I could inspire you to write again? Thatās the best compliment I could ever receive. Wishing you all the best with your own storiesātake care, and thank you for this lovely message! š¤
just dis for today
lalalala i love my little corner of the internet i love yapping abt gay countries and being teeheee when seeing stuff of them its really powerful empowering even a feminist revolutionary act dare i say
bel2 and some strawpage twt reqs. ive been active on twt again its been an experience
in 2025 we getting 2013 as furkkkkkk
I wanted to show this thst i did for my bro inu š°ššŖšŖ
sketches i dgaf
who tf is drawing yaoi in the clubš¤Ø
The thing I forgot a long time ago
I hate my life, but I made something. It's a multi-chapter Human AU, inspired by @angeliswiss (*) and it's finished, I just need to find a moment to post everything.
No one cares about swissaus anymore but I donāt care š¤·š»āāļø I made it for myself and the five last survivors... Anyway, enjoy.
Zweisamkeit
A man who looks surprisingly plain without his glasses, as described by Himaruya Hidekaz, aka a liar who LIES.
I intentionally didn't use anything from APH, because you can argue that his concept had changed since then or something. But you know what, Hima still lies.
(Roderich's feelings about his own face are a wholly separate thing.)
switzs and liech cuz ive gotten really attached to swisshetalia recently