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Steve helpfully offering his hand to everyone boarding the boat, only to get ignored or unnoticed every single time. that’s it, that’s the post
We don’t have to go all the way downtown for guns. I have guns, in my bedroom.
STRANGER THINGS 4, VOL. 1 (2022) 4.07 | The Massacre at Hawkins Lab
Steve’s lips taste like strawberry fruit gummies cuz of his chap stick. And when Eddie leans in he can smell the artificial strawberry scent. It’s his favorite thing to lick it off.
Eddie doesn’t use anything except for the left over that clings from his make out sessions. They’re always dry and Steve is losing a fruitless battle trying to stop him from biting and eating at the dead skin.
“Pls stop cannibalizing yourself it’s so gross.”
“You love that I’m gross.” (Waggles his tongue) 😛
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Robin used to use cola flavored chap stick but when she finally got into a relationship with Nancy she got self conscious and tried lip gloss. But her hair would get stuck in it and it was sticky and just way too over stimulating. She uses non flavored chapstick now.
Nancy uses the same brand and flavor of chapstick as Steve and when Robin finds out she spend an entire 24 hours screaming and going on strike by withholding kisses.
“I’m basically kissing Steve. Oh god, I know what Steve tastes like!!” (Genuinely dry heaves)
“Robin, it’s just chapstick.”
“Our friend group is getting way too incestuous, Nancy! Does literally no one else see it as a problem!!!”
Jenna Ortega PSA
hey, everyone. I’m going to do us all a favor and give out a PSA. To start off, Jenna Ortega is the actress for Wednesday in the new hit Netflix series, Wednesday. Wednesday is a very stoic, blank, and bluntly honest character. Jenna’s popularity has made a breakthrough, and people are now giving her loads of recognition and praise, as her acting is incredible. Does this remind you of anyone? Perhaps, Eddie Munson? And oh boy, we know how that turned out. New oddball character introduced —> quickly beloved by fans —> seemingly unknown actor portraying character makes a breakthrough popularity-wise —> a vast amount of head-cannons start to arise —> people begin to fuse actor and character into one being —> drama WIPES out the character —> character becomes cringe —> fans become cringe —> character is now unloved, cringe, and rejected by media —> actor is now stuck and forced into drama.
*sigh*… history repeats itself, sadly enough. I get this horrid gut feeling that the posts and rumors about Jenna are about to flood the media in the near future. I just get that telling vibe by the tone and subject of the posts. Jenna is already being accused of queerbaiting, and soon enough, we will have a Kit Connor situation on our hands, regardless of if she is queer or not. I have no clue of how to stop this, but we need to try and find a way, and fast. This situation could severely wound Jenna’s career, and that would be devastating at such an early point in her acting. This “quirky n’ queer” phenomenon has already taken full force, so we cannot prevent it from happening entirely. But I beg of you, no matter whatever corner of the internet we belong to, lets team up and try our hardest to secure Jenna’s future and reputation as an actor. I refuse to let the loud minority of the fans overpopulate the quiet majority. Let’s do what we do best and raise our voices enough to reach mainstream media. Fuck, we’ve done it before. With enough willpower, the internet can shine a spotlight on whatever it wishes. Repost this, write your own PSA on other sites, hell, even share this to the ones accusing her. i dont care what anyone does, but godammit we need to use the internet for A GOOD REASON and HELP Jenna out.
Steve: Hey Eddie, what's up?
Eddie: Up is a 2009 computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. The film was directed by Pete Docter, co-directed by Bob Peterson (in his feature directorial debut...)
Steve: Why do I try?
Steve: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Steve: Nancy is still mad about it, but Robin and I were drunk and we thought it was funny
Eddie: We both look very handsome tonight.
Steve: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Eddie: I couldn't take that chance
Dustin, texting Eddie: Eddie! Help I’m being kidnapped Eddie: Where are you? Dustin: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Eddie: I’ll call Steve. Steve, answering his cell: Y’ello? Eddie: Where’s Dustin? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Steve: Dustin? What do you mean, he's literally right next to me- Steve: Steve: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Steve: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Dustin: WHO ARE YOU?!
Robin: Did Nancy just tell me she loves me for the first time?
Steve: Yes, she did.
Robin: *panicking* And did I just do finger guns back!?!
Steve: Yes, you did.
Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Eddie : *trips over a tree branch and flips off the tree*
Steve: That one. I want that one
Robin: Due to personal reasons, I will be leaving Hawkins and moving to an undisclosed location. Max: Did Nancy say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Robin: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Nancy, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Steve: Gray. Eddie: Grey. Nancy, turning to Robin: Now tell them what color you think it is. Robin: Dark white.
Just some doodles. Let me know if i should do a colored version or anything else you want to see
Dustin: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Steve: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Eddie I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Steve, very much awake: Uh oh
Steve: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Eddie : *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Dustin: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Eddie : Bet you I can!
Steve: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper
I will never emotionally recover
Dustin: Robin is late again.
Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Eddie: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Nancy: I set her clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Dustin: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Robin bursts through the door*
Robin: WHAT TIME IS IT!?!
Dustin: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Eddie : Well Steve and I-
Steve: *elbows Eddie *
Eddie : ...wouldn't know
Dustin: So, what is Eddie to you?
Steve: The reason I wake up every morning.
Dustin: ...That’s adorable.
Eddie earlier that morning, barging into Steve′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Eddie, throwing his head into Steve's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Steve, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Eddie: Steve, my old friend!
Steve: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Eddie: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Steve : You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Nancy: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Steve : That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Nancy: But I heard a siren.
Eddie: That was Robin.
Robin: Sorry, I got nervous
Just my contribution to the Steddie fans❤❤