Eddie: Steve, my old friend!
Steve: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Eddie: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
even though nobody gaf here are my potter-malfoy family headcanons… partially inspired by scorpius in the fic ‘a big black sky’ bc he’s literally the babyest baby to ever baby
reblogs would be sooo cool maybe.. aha ha..
I will never emotionally recover
Dustin, texting Eddie: Eddie! Help I’m being kidnapped Eddie: Where are you? Dustin: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Eddie: I’ll call Steve. Steve, answering his cell: Y’ello? Eddie: Where’s Dustin? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Steve: Dustin? What do you mean, he's literally right next to me- Steve: Steve: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Steve: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Dustin: WHO ARE YOU?!
Eddie, throwing his head into Steve's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Steve, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Eddie : *trips over a tree branch and flips off the tree*
Steve: That one. I want that one
Decision making😊😊
devil and angel on my shoulders but the angel is obviously just a second devil wearing cardboard wings and a taped-on halo