ENFJ: Since the girls ain't here, why don't we talk about what kind of woman we are attracted to?
ENFJ: I'll start! ... I like a woman who knows how to cook my favorite meals and likes the same king of music as I do.
ENTP: hmm.... I guess a girl who would laugh at my jokes and have a rocking hot bod. Oh! And a freak in the bed!
INTP: I'm not really sure myself. But she's got to be pretty and caring.
ENFJ: What about you, INTJ?
INTJ: ... A beautiful face and big boobs...
ENFJ: Whoa! INTJ! I never would've guessed!
ENTP: Yeah, I mean it would've been fine if it was me but-
INTP: it's just so unlike you, you know?
INTJ: Oh... Yeah... It is kinda weird, isn't it?
INTJ: then I shall change my answer...
INTJ: Someone who loves me with all her heart and has a beautiful face and big boobs. .... and No penis....
Everyone: Yes!