Guys Night Out

Guys Night Out

ENFJ: Since the girls ain't here, why don't we talk about what kind of woman we are attracted to?

ENFJ: I'll start! ... I like a woman who knows how to cook my favorite meals and likes the same king of music as I do.

ENTP: hmm.... I guess a girl who would laugh at my jokes and have a rocking hot bod. Oh! And a freak in the bed!

INTP: I'm not really sure myself. But she's got to be pretty and caring.

ENFJ: What about you, INTJ?

INTJ: ... A beautiful face and big boobs...

ENFJ: Whoa! INTJ! I never would've guessed!

ENTP: Yeah, I mean it would've been fine if it was me but-

INTP: it's just so unlike you, you know?

INTJ: Oh... Yeah... It is kinda weird, isn't it?

INTJ: then I shall change my answer...

INTJ: Someone who loves me with all her heart and has a beautiful face and big boobs. .... and No penis....

Everyone: Yes!

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8 years ago

Meihem Depression

Roadhog: Hey, Jamie. You ok?

Junkrat: Yeah I’m fine. I’m just feeling tired, super sleepy, very hungry and I think that life if pointless.

Mei: Ever since Dad76 scolded him about his bombs, his self-esteem has hit rock-bottom.

Mei: He’s always sad and sweaty. He’s usually happy and sweaty.


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6 years ago

Antman and Wasp against their most formidable enemy yet! Optimus Prime!

‘ANT-MAN AND THE WASP’ IS OUT NOW IN THE US!
‘ANT-MAN AND THE WASP’ IS OUT NOW IN THE US!

‘ANT-MAN AND THE WASP’ IS OUT NOW IN THE US!


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6 years ago

Phew! I thought I was going crazy or something.

Brief and semi-serious post: If you’re an INTJ, there’s a good chance your Fi is going to develop more the older you get. If you have developed Fi, you might come across as more “sensitive” than the INTJ stereotype. You might even mistype as INFP or ISFP at times. This is common. You are still an INTJ.

My top functions, when tested, come out as Te, Ni, and Fi. Sometimes Ni and Fi are tied. It took reaching my late 20s for me to start evaluating what the “truth” was and what was important on a personal level, and as a consequence I became a bit moralistic and emotional. It doesn’t make me any less of an INTJ.

Not every INTJ is a ball of sarcasm or stoicism 24/7. If your Fi is developed, you’re probably a bit softer than an INTJ is “supposed” to be. There’s nothing wrong with you. You haven’t been mistyped as INTJ. Go paint or write or play music or do something to let that developed Fi flourish. It’s your friend.


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8 years ago

OTP!!!

this is how you protect your healers

6 years ago

On Time...

ENTJ: I'm very disappointed in everyone. Only a few people came on time today.

ENTJ: alright, raise your hand if you didn't arrive on time.

INTJ: *quietly raised hand along with everyone who were late*

ENTJ: The hell, INTJ? You weren't late. You were the early bird for crying out loud.

INTJ: By definition, being early makes me NOT on time.


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6 years ago

if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

Understatement.

8 years ago

How The NTs Watch A Movie

ENTJ: busy bonding with fellow viewer(s)

INTJ: *I knew it [3000x]*

ENTP: distracted by popcorn, occasional impromptu voice-over

INTP: *figures out the entire cast on their second screen*

6 years ago

Mind blown...

Some guy on the internet: "My lifestyle determines my deathstyle."

INTJ:

Mind Blown...

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7 years ago
MBTI Types: Summary
MBTI Types: Summary

MBTI Types: Summary

6 years ago

Blackwatch: But Commander...

Gabriel: Alright, Blackwatch. Let's move out!

Jesse: But Commander Reyes -- !

Gabriel: And stop calling me "Butt Commander"!


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just another INTJ. Open to interviews and questions. If I can't understand the question I wont answer it. sorry in advance.

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