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My dad said he'd kick me into outer space, I said thank you cuz I can meet Obi-Wan Kenobi!

His response;

My dad: Hell no, Obi-Wan would say youre like Anakin and tell ya to get lost-

Me: Oh! So I'm like Anakin, huh? Am I gunna kill a whole bunch of younglings?

My dad: shut the fuck up

Me: Your not being very jedi like

My dad: Shut up, you're the one who's Anakin

I didnt know how to tell him I'm actually in love with Anakin but also want to be him... dear lord, my poor father

Anakin: Hey, would you give me shit for joining a cult? Thatd be bad, right?

Obi-Wan: Eh, depends on the cult.

....

Anakin, joining the dark side: ... well, you said-

Obi-Wan: nope. I quit. *walks off mustafar*