My dad said he'd kick me into outer space, I said thank you cuz I can meet Obi-Wan Kenobi!
His response;
My dad: Hell no, Obi-Wan would say youre like Anakin and tell ya to get lost-
Me: Oh! So I'm like Anakin, huh? Am I gunna kill a whole bunch of younglings?
My dad: shut the fuck up
Me: Your not being very jedi like
My dad: Shut up, you're the one who's Anakin
I didnt know how to tell him I'm actually in love with Anakin but also want to be him... dear lord, my poor father
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