Shane Stardew Valley - Blog Posts
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Eeqeqeqrqkqrebsvsjak he looks so cute and happy, thank you! :3
Doodle request!: Stardew Shane with his chickens :3
(hope u feel better Siren!)
yes hehe
Shane doodle from last night because I wanted to
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANE!!!!
Been playing around with some new art styles, and I had to make a sketch of my husband for his birthday <3
The fact that people wanted to marry this depressed man more than a LITERAL WIZARD!!! is just insane to me
I mean, I'm not complaining!! I love my little malewife <3
He bought himself a plant, put it in the middle of the room, and now he stares at it all day.
i imagine this scenario would be a lot more concerning in real life
stayed up last night eating grapes. here are the fruits of my labor
used an art prompt wheel @oofermcooferson made. these are the results
Yay!! Shells is back!!
Elliott and Willy being pals and swapping writing tips/life advice soothed my soul in a way I didn’t know I needed ❤️
Shells | Part 21 (shelliott stardew fic)
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so happy to be back!
Patreon here!
YOUR ART IS SO PRETTYYY AHHH!!! i go feral for stardew fanart where the guys are hanging out being friends its my favorite thing im so glad i found you! i hope youre hit with the best art motivation in the world and know that your art tastes like a caramel macchiato <3
CARAMEL MACCHIATO AGHHH STOP THAT'S SO SWEET, THANK YOU!!!! 😭🫶🫶 and yes!!! I love drawing characters interacting despite them canonically having little to no dialogue with each other 🥰 playing them like Barbie in my little doll house asdfghjk. I have so many plans for either these three, the other bachelor/bachelorettes, and even the NPC, trust!!! Though the holidays got me into a state of hibernation, making me slower than I already am LMAO. So I really needed that art motivation, thank you so much!!! 🫶🫶
fuck it, Shane dying in a glue trap.
Wanted to make a little meal for Shane out of his favorite gifts I think I’ll also make some more for the rest of the characters :)
Happy birthday to my current in game hubby 🥰
"Oh? Is it my birthday?"
Happy Birthday, Shane Stardew Valley <3
WHY CAN THEY REDECORATE MY HOUSE AND I CANT REDECORATE SHANE’S DISASTER OF A SPOUSE ROOM???!!/&:8;7):!
spouses/roommates being able to redecorate the house in stardew valley is a cute feature in concept but in reality it feels like
Shane, My Beloved
Shane had never considered himself a romantic person. In fact, Shane never considered himself at all, really. He had a routine that he followed, didn't think about how he worked a minimum-wage job at thirty-three, and when pretending that everything in his life was totally fine got to be too much, he drank. A lot. It was almost certainly unhealthy, but it got him through the day - for the most part.
When the new farmer moved into the dingy cottage north of his aunt's ranch, he didn't think much of it. He went to Joja Mart that day, same as always. He stocked the shelves, same as always. He saw the other town drunk wandering the aisles of Joja, same as always. He went straight to the Stardrop Saloon after closing, same as always. He saw the drunk again, same as always. He saw all the other Monday regulars at the Saloon, same as always.
But.
There was someone new today. It must be that new farmer, Shane thought to himself. Where did they move from? Was it Zuzu City? Somewhere across the Gem Sea? Hmm, I can't seem to remember... Whatever. It doesn't matter anyways. Not like I care. Even if I did, everyone always leaves. No use getting to know anyone new, Shane finally settled on that thought and took another sip of his beer.
Suddenly, a shadow crossed the floor to his corner by the bar. After introducing themselves to the local chef and the blue-haired barmaid, they seemed to walk toward Shane. He looked up. The farmer was staring at him, obviously exhausted from a hard day's work and socializing, but, curiously, appeared to be satisfied. Happy, even.
This perplexed Shane. He understood that his niece and his chickens and the boy with the bright yellow hair were all happy, but this was because they had never left Pelican Town. They didn't know what else was out there. They were blissful out of ignorance, not out of true joy. This farmer, they seemed different. They certainly weren't ignorant to the richness of city life. So why? Why did they seem so content? He had half a mind to ask them right out when the farmer asked him a question first:
"You're Shane, right? You work at the Joja Mart? I have to ask... Is it because you hate the shopkeep in town as much as I'm beginning to?"
Shane laughed out loud. He couldn't remember the last time he'd done that. It felt nice. The farmer smiled, bigger, this time, somehow. It made Shane feel... Well. He didn't know how it made him feel, but he knew that it was a feeling that he'd not had in a very long time.
He finally answered the farmer's question after a moment. "Unfortunately, my employment at Joja is not a condition of my spite, much as I wish it were. The store in town doesn't keep any staff at all. That's why the store's closed on Wednesday."
The farmer nodded and said "oh well. I simply had to ask." Then, after a short pause, they said "I'd better head off, I have some more planting to do tonight." And with that, they turned on their heels and walked out of the Saloon.
Shane watched the door for a long time after the farmer had closed the door. He hoped that they would turn around and run back inside. He hoped they would trip and fall over the threshold on their way out the door. He hoped they'd leave and never return.
He didn't know anything about the farmer but after this interaction, he knew one more thing about himself:
he was totally and utterly fucked.
teehee I love Shane ok anyways im thinking I might make this into like a series but we shall seeeeeeeeeeee xoxo
"Most of you will pass but his swagless looks and loser behaviours captivated me. He is cringefail he is babygirl he's adorable and loves animals and I think he deserves a smash as a treat"