Scotts Mailbox - Blog Posts
It can be funny AND mean, Scott.
We both know those men would rather die then admit being gay in the slightest. They'd probably say faggot.
Daww, it's alright Scott. If I ever have another wedding, I'll invite you.
Plus, would you really have enjoyed yourself during Jimmy's? Or would you be spreading rumors about Jimmy again. - @lizzies-mailbox
uyou know damn well there's no difference. spreading rumors about jimmy is my favorite pass time
And thank you, Lizzie. I know I can always count on you.
Did you know Jimmy apparently caused a forest fire? He was chirping and then stop, and you know what happens when canaries stop singing
It's true..... Llamas are officially animals of the sea, haven't you heard?
I dare you to ask @joels-mailbox to fight you with insults. Whoever wins gets to make the other person do a deed for them.
- st4r
ur a bitch @joels-mailbox
True, true. But still, it's a bit mean. Even if it's funny.
Of course, anytime.
Now Scott, what did we say about the rumors. Do you need another timeout in the straight white male football club.
Daww, it's alright Scott. If I ever have another wedding, I'll invite you.
Plus, would you really have enjoyed yourself during Jimmy's? Or would you be spreading rumors about Jimmy again. - @lizzies-mailbox
uyou know damn well there's no difference. spreading rumors about jimmy is my favorite pass time
And thank you, Lizzie. I know I can always count on you.
Did you know Jimmy apparently caused a forest fire? He was chirping and then stop, and you know what happens when canaries stop singing
Ask Jimmy, not me! It was pretty boring without you, asides from Jimmy crying. That was really funny.
jimmy and i are married, by the way. dude could NOT wait to put a ring on it.
I'm pretty sure we all noticed already...
I think C! Scott should eat people and be in love
Here's some text posts.
I have my ways! :J
I think C! Scott should eat people and be in love
Here's some text posts.
I'm stuck in Hermitcraft right now with Jimmy, and my only transportation is.....
a ten foot long shulker box.
so yeah, not too sure I can come over anytime soon? I'll still try though!
i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.
i miss him a lot.
@scotts-mailbox
maybe so....
i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.
i miss him a lot.
@scotts-mailbox
I DONT KNOW I JUST GOT CONFUSED OKAY????? im not the brightest sometimes,,,
i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.
i miss him a lot.
@scotts-mailbox
okay but he's not dead???
i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.
i miss him a lot.
@scotts-mailbox
i dont know??!? it's just the way you worded it?????
i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.
i miss him a lot.
@scotts-mailbox
oh thank goodness i thought you were insinuating that he died
i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.
i miss him a lot.
@scotts-mailbox
what do you mean you're scaring me jimmy hes okay right
i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.
i miss him a lot.
@scotts-mailbox
i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.
i miss him a lot.
@scotts-mailbox
this is peak entertainment.
I bet if you made t a competition you could get Joel to kiss you
I’ve heard Jimmy say he’s bad at kissing, but Jimmy was also very clearly lying about it
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@joels-mailbox first to kiss me gets a kiss alright bet
(NOT AFTER THIS!)
It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor
(MLP themesong starts playing)
If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?
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i am not answering that
Yeah you have a point. Thank goodness, I would've cried. (They grow up so fast...)
I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.
Sigh.... I am under the oath of the gay best friend. I guess I'll try to let Joel let you in the car with us. (HURRY UP AND GET IN BEFORE HE CHANGES HIS MIND LETS GO RUN OVER STRAIGHT WHITE MEN)
It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor
That sounds like an actual dream that I'm willing to help with
If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?
- 🌙
i am not answering that
Aw man. I honestly won't even try to argue because there's more than enough evidence against me. WHAT? No, where did you get that from??? All I did was ask if you felt like a little gay boy, not if you were having sex?! were you though
I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.
I can neither deny nor confirm my role in the selection of the victim.
It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor
Redstone honestly scares me?- I prefer to stick to building cozy cottages and prismarine palaces, thank you very much. Yeah, I can't really think of any flower related redstone projects. Maybe Tango knows of some.
If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?
- 🌙
i am not answering that
Oh really? Just me then? Ahaha, nothing! Just wrote without thinking a bit. That's close enough! How do you feel now? Motivated? Joyful? Full of homosexual tendencies?
I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.
Eh, those are just details. I'd say it counts as teaming up! I swear he must accidentally snort the stuff sometimes! I don't understand redstoners and their patience for that stuff. It's like getting sand in your stuff, but worse.
If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?
- 🌙
i am not answering that
Of course! I'd be flattered, thank you ^^
How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?
I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)
I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?
@scotts-mailbox
Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore
I pretty much just stayed away from water as much as I could- The random feeling of redstone dust in places it really shouldn't be was interesting though. That could've been interesting! Maybe next season I'll do that.
If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?
- 🌙
i am not answering that
Alright alright as long as you're okay! I'll try to send some in the mail soon!
How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?
I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)
I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?
@scotts-mailbox
Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore
That's a big chunk of stuff scratched out! Is everything all right? Or..I guess mostly right? It's a bit tricky for everything to be all right. Anyways. It helps my confidence a lot! Every morning i stand in front of the mirror and chant "You are taller than Joel. Gay guys call you pretty. You are loved. You are bisexual."
I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.
You have a point, he does remind me of a...wet cat, almost. I think being a sea goddess might just protect me, possibly!
If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?
- 🌙
i am not answering that