Okay But He's Not Dead???

you smell like a fish. You wanna be friends? I’m a farmer from Stardew Valley. I’m visiting for fun. This place is surprisingly weird, I stared at a tall thing with purple eyes and it screamed at me. Oh my name! Uh well my name is Juice, I own that name. May I have your name?

- @farmer-juice (she’s a fae btw. She’s just really bad at tricking people)

I do? I guess that makes sense, being an axolotl and an Ocean Queen...

I've never heard of such a place! I used to know a farmer, you kind of remind me of her. I hope you've had fun on your visit so far! That would have been an Enderman. Yeah, they don't really do well with eye contact... Juice, what an interesting name! I'm Elizabeth, though please just call me Lizzie. I'd love to be friends!

(NOT AFTER THIS!)

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor

I think so? Literature wasn't my strong suit during my highschool years. But a snail army...that sound terrifying, in a awesomely cool way! [It's entirely up to you! It's not a big serious thing, it's just a silly little mcyt roleplay group :) You're always welcome to join!!]

Hello!

Hello everybody, I'm LDshadowlady also known as Lizzie! I was recently gifted a mailbox from Etho, so I decided to put it to good use. I've been a bit bored over here all alone, so feel free to ask questions or simply say hello and tell me about your day! Affiliated blogs: @joels-mailbox @grians-mailbox @docs-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox

[This blog is NOT the real LDshadowlady, it's simply a fun little rp blog. I'm Luanne, the moderator of this blog, and I use He/They/Sea. I haven't watched every single series, but I've seen a good amount, as well as I've been watching Lizzie for 6 years now. For convenience purposes, I'm treating this as if Lizzie remembers everything. NSFW asks are allowed but not recommended, as I will not answer if it makes me uncomfortable. The only ship that will mostly be mentioned here is Jizzie, but it won't be the main focus of the blog.] [This is the moderator speaking] This is Lizzie speaking (Colors do not apply)

ANON I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

hey scar

when r u going to confess ur love for me so we can start dating alr

-grian

@grians-mailbox ??????????????? dude you're never escaping the gay allegations after this one

[WHAT IN THE SCARIAN SCANDAL,,,]

(MLP themesong starts playing)

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

That sounds like Grian alright... The diamonds probably weren't too big of a waste if what I've heard about those sneaky snails around Hermitcraft is true, at least!

That seems like a skill from Impulse, honestly. He's just so wholesome, I'd feel bad if I didn't laugh :(

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

I'm not sure where he got them, or how he got them to look like us...but it's pretty cool!

It's been a bit eventful replying to these letters, I've gotten much more than I expected! It's nice though, I missed talking to people.

Hello!

Hello everybody, I'm LDshadowlady also known as Lizzie! I was recently gifted a mailbox from Etho, so I decided to put it to good use. I've been a bit bored over here all alone, so feel free to ask questions or simply say hello and tell me about your day! Affiliated blogs: @joels-mailbox @grians-mailbox @docs-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox

[This blog is NOT the real LDshadowlady, it's simply a fun little rp blog. I'm Luanne, the moderator of this blog, and I use He/They/Sea. I haven't watched every single series, but I've seen a good amount, as well as I've been watching Lizzie for 6 years now. For convenience purposes, I'm treating this as if Lizzie remembers everything. NSFW asks are allowed but not recommended, as I will not answer if it makes me uncomfortable. The only ship that will mostly be mentioned here is Jizzie, but it won't be the main focus of the blog.] [This is the moderator speaking] This is Lizzie speaking (Colors do not apply)

:D

if tumblr would kindly cooperate i have a boxer lizzie to share. last time i made a boxer liz ppl were surprised when i said lizzie can throw axes irl so here's your friendly psa

I thought you guys were MARRIED???

Alright! Show of hands, who thought Mog and I were dating?

@mogs-mailbox

@pearls-mailbox @gems-mailbox !!!

de gyals <3