Ronance - Blog Posts
Nancy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Robin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Robin: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Nancy, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.
Robin: …
Robin: Fsh.
Nancy: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.
Robin: Three words
Nancy:…
Robin: Just a heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and it will become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Nancy: What did you do?
Robin: IT WAS A MISTAKE!
Things that I hope happen in season 5:
1. Ronance get Murrayed
2. Ronance get married
Steve: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Steve: Nancy is still mad about it, but Robin and I were drunk and we thought it was funny
Robin: Did Nancy just tell me she loves me for the first time?
Steve: Yes, she did.
Robin: *panicking* And did I just do finger guns back!?!
Steve: Yes, you did.
Robin: Due to personal reasons, I will be leaving Hawkins and moving to an undisclosed location. Max: Did Nancy say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Robin: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Eddie: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Robin: I'm a knife. Nancy, from across the room: She's the little spoon
Nancy, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Steve: Gray. Eddie: Grey. Nancy, turning to Robin: Now tell them what color you think it is. Robin: Dark white.
Nancy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Robin: I sleep with a knife.
Eddie: Both of you are pathetic.
Nancy: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Eddie: Steve.
Robin: *rolls over in her sleep and knees Nancy in the ribs*
Nancy: Ow! You kneed me
Robin, still asleep: Yeah, I do need you…
Nancy, holding back tears: Ok…
Nancy to the party: Alright, listen up you little shits!
Also Nancy: Not you Robin, you’re lovely and we’re glad you’re here.
Nancy: *puts a little note in Robin’s breakfast*
Robin: *finds and reads the note* Aww, “I love you”, how cute.
Nancy: : )
Robin: I love you too egg!
Nancy: …
Nancy: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for months, nothing.
Robin: Wow, they sound really dumb.
Nancy: They’re not though, they’re actually really smart, just dense.
Robin: Maybe be more obvious! Like just straight up say “hey, I love you!”
Nancy: Ok. Robin, I love you.
Robin: Yes! Exactly like that!
Nancy: Oh my god…
Robin: And if that goes over their head, I’m sorry Nance but they’re too dumb for you.
Nancy: Rob…
Nancy: I like your pants.
Robin: Thanks! They were 50% off.
Nancy: I’d like them 100% off ;)
Robin: The store can’t just sell free stuff,
Nancy: That’s not what I-
Robin: That’s a terrible way to run a business Nance.
Robin: *Staring off into space*
Nancy: You good robs?
Robin: *Still staring into the abyss* Lasagna is just Spaghetti flavoured cake…
Nancy: *Extremely concerned but also question human existence* Ok what the fu-
Steve: Robin’s gone on a trip for band which means I’m gonna donate half my wardrobe, try to cook something and most likely set the kitchen on fire, do my nails and give myself a haircut.
Nancy, extremely concerned: Why?
Steve: Robin is like 98% of my will power.
Nancy: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Robin: I did, I bro-
Nancy: No. No you didn’t. Eddie?
Eddie, messing with Steve: Don’t look at me, look at Steve
Steve: What? I didn’t break it.
Eddie: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Steve: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Dustin, also messing with Steve: Suspicious.
Steve: No it’s not!
Lucas: If it matters, probably not but, Erica was the last one to use it.
Erica: Liar I don’t even drink that crap!
Lucas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Erica: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that LUCAS!
Robin: Ok, ok, let’s not fight! I broke it! Let me pay for it Nance.
Nancy: No. Who broke it?
Dustin: Nancy…Max has been awfully quiet.
Max: Really?!?
Dustin: yeah really!
Max: Oh my god!
(Arguing in the background)
Nancy: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it.
Eddie, DMing a game for the Fruity Four: *BBEG voice* And now, time for the deadliest game of them all…
Robin, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Eddie: …Actually I was just gonna send his minions to hunt you for sport but now I’m seriously interested in whatever the fück Knife Monopoly is.
Robin: Bad news, Steve forgot his keys and we where all locked out of the house. Good news I knew how to pick the lock! Bad news now Steve is concerned why I know how to pick locks, Eddie and the kids where pretty impressed though, I didn’t have the heart to tell them I learned how to pick locks when I was fifteen because I thought it would impress pretty girls. Good news a pretty girl saw me do it! Bad news, it was Nancy, and she’s already seen me trip over my own feet multiple times and burst into tears when a baby deer was just a little bit TOO cute…it’s too late…she already knows.