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Boanthropy is the psychological disorder in which patients believe they are a cow.
You can't tell me these aren't canon
NSFW Arthur Fleck/Joker Headcannons 🥰🤡🥵
he only has one testicle, he shot the other one off by accident. (i hear they’re taking auditions for the role of Joker’s remaining testicle in the sequel.)
he definitely has a cumsock, with all those nasty cut outs from porn magazines you can’t tell me otherwise.
speaking of the porn magazines, the reason why his family is so poor is because he spends all the money on his porn magazine subscription.
he would literally last -16 seconds when he fucks because he’s never had anyone diddle him before. he’s a fast nutter.
@arthurfleckcentral ily
if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
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Hmmm alright
1. I have this tendency to dance around the house when I’m bored or as a form of procrastination or if I suddenly get an idea🕺🏽
2. My favorite animal is the great horned owl 🦉
3. I once wrote a book about planets (like literally the planets. Not human versions just the actual planets with eyes and mouths like the ones on Zula Patrol) reading books 😅
amazing amazing amazing "video essay style" youtubers to check out
video essays on queer history and obscure historical stories/events: Kaz Rowe
hilarious book talk on popular (and often terrible) books that tiktok makes famous, complete with full details and spoilers: lexi aka newlynova
deep dive video essays into classic literature, popular shows/movies, crime, and so many other topics: biz
talks on fandom and popular shows/books/movies: uncarly
more deep dives into popular books: shitty book club
deep dive on bluey episodes: pugly
your conscious movements have already been planned by your brain milliseconds before you decided to make them :)
they had people make random arm movements and report when exactly they decided to make them, all while recording their brain activity
i think this says some really neat stuff about how we view consciousness. esp in joint with the fact that damaging certain areas of your brain can change your personality fundamentally
SORRY I was trying to do something like DeSiGn text, but then my hand started doing THIS…. I've never drawing arts with blood before in my life. This art also don't have any sense XD BUT I REEEAAALLYYY LIKE WHAT I DO WITH THEIR HAIR, EHEHE
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....this is sakura, right??? ok i just drew a pink tree 😭 sjdjds i think my art don't have any hidden sense I JUST LOVE PRETTY THINGS FUN FACT:: yeah, all my tumblr is pink, but actually my fave color is PURPLE 😫 soon I change palette of this blog i promise
Things may appear, change or disappear in "JSAB: Cuidado"...
Las cosas pueden aparecer, cambiar o desaparecer en "JSAB: Cuidado"...
Get used to the fact that AU's art style can change at any time (I'm serious)
Acostúmbrate a que el estilo artístico de AU puede cambiar en cualquier momento (lo digo en serio)
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COOLIO HERE WE GO
1. I adore the Jekyll and Hyde Musical (Frank Wildhorn)
2. I plan to go into Archaeology
3. My favorite movies are Brave and Wall-E :)