secure-my-ass
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Y'know, I'm surprised that the Destiny series isn't more popular on tumblr.
Like, it's got some following on here, and I know it's a big, loud, fast paced gun game which I get isn't everyone's vibe, but even if you literally never play the game and only read the lore online, it still has:
A hell of a lot of representation - I'm talking gender identities, ethnicities, sexualities, this game is full of representation
Honestly just some really great storytelling - the lorebook A Man With No Name is a personal favourite of mine
Himbos (looking at you, Saint)
Sugar daddies (Calus and the Winnower)
Guy with a british accent for the people who used to be obsessed with sherlock
Uldren Sov, an absolute soft boi
Saint and Osiris, who are literally just an old gay married couple
Eris Morn, a great (in my opinion) representation of trauma and grief (the end of the Memory of Sai Mota quest where the spirits start to leave but she tells them to stay and says she needs them is a good representation of unhealthy and self destructive coping mechanisms)
A redeemed villain who is now a very good lad (Mithrax)
A cool witch queen and her trans brother
A wise cracking rogue
Ghost, who is basically just a puppy dog if he was a robot birthed by god who gives you superpowers
Devs who really seem to care about not only making a great game, but also seem like great people irl (Bungie CEO was gassed at a BLM protest a couple of months ago)
So yeah. Stan Destiny.
I swear if these games came out in 2012 tumblr would've been all over them
T h i s
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Destiny (Video Games) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Osiris/Saint-14 (Destiny) Characters: Saint-14 (Destiny), Osiris (Destiny) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Touch-Starved, Grief/Mourning, First Kiss, Self-Destructive Tendencies, Caretaking, Trauma, Comfort, Trauma Recovery, Loss, slow-developing relationship, not in the fic but like in universe, Sometimes New Trauma Reignites Old Trauma!! Summary:
Sometimes you need to be with the only person you’d feel safe to break down around, even if you never have. In the immediate wake of Sagira’s death, Osiris comes to find Saint in the City. POV Saint-14.
wrote this because i made a fic-writing pact with @hencegoodfortune
i have never destined a knee in my life but i am care about sad bird boys
read here or on AO3
Saint had never thought the sight of Osiris would strike dread into his heart. But there was something completely wrong with the sharp-soft-fluid outline of his gleaming helm, his cowl’s feathery tresses and the flowing robes. His posture remained as impeccable as always as he strode through the echoing Tower hangar. Yet something troubled the lines of him. It was as if each exposed surface were on the verge of collapsing inward on a vacuum, and the only thing preventing it was the sheer force of his considerable will. Saint had never seen him like this. A cold feeling ran through his body as if injected directly into the ducts of his circulatory ichor.
“Osiris,” he whispered, even though they were not yet within earshot. Saint trotted out on restless feet from the shadow of the Gray Pigeon to meet him. They drew together at the end of the long sun-emblazoned rug that sprawled before his ship. Saint could not help but begin to reach for Osiris, but he stopped when he saw the man’s unresponsive stiffness.
“Hello, Saint,” he said shortly. He crossed his arms. Only a stripe of his upper face showed between his helm and his mask. The lines around his eyes had gone flat and the ones between his brows had deepened.
“What is wrong?”
“Take your pick. This time? The Hive.”
“No. What is wrong?”
Keep reading
*mutters indistinctly* cuties
distraction
was doing a kiss meme on twitter and got 3 osiris/saint requests so i am crossposting them!!!
The audacity
Osiris you are under arrest for horny on main
fellas is it gay to
Daft Punk’s Discovery as color palettes! They’re all colors I associate with the specific song ^^ Feel free to use! Have fun!! 🤖🤖
Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!
?!?!?!!
If I wanted to kill Zavala I would look him in the eyes when I did it. A warrior deserves no less.
Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & the Catholic Imagination, or: The Met Gala Does Catholic Art Ho
Every year the Metropolitan Museum of Art throws a big fancy fashion party with a theme seemingly picked solely for the ASTOUNDING potential to dazzle, and every year 90% of the attendees fail to clear even the most minimum of bars. This is one of those years, because it is every year.
BUT, that 10% who actually went for something went pretty dang FOR IT this particular May, an IMPROVEMENT over last, and we’re here for it. We being my bff Jen and I.
Jen: I’m in it for the Opulent Imagery™ Jen: Angel wings and tall hats and people doing their best cosplay of Jude Law Jen: Rihanna comes dressed as the entire Ghent Altarpiece, etc. Me: C O R R E C T
HERE ARE SOME OF OUR FAVORITE LOOKS
**Caveat: I do not give a flying buttress if it skews more Byzantine or Eastern Orthodox than strictly Catholic, just make it loud.
RIHANNA
Jen: it’s everything I wanted.
CARA DELEVINGNE
CONFESS, but make it FASHION
CARDI B
Holy Mother of—
LILY COLLINS
I don’t know who the hell this is but I LOVE this little goth number, YES. And saint tear-drop eyes!
LANA DEL REY
GUCCI SERAPHIM, HEART ARROWS, I feel weak.
ZENDAYA OF ARC
I mean lead us into battle, christ.
CHADWICK BOSEMAN
Finally, a fucking VESTMENT.
JORDAN ROTH
Okay okay a few dudes actually showed up!
ARIANA GRANDE
She’s wearing the goddamn Sistine Chapel and looks adorable, this is just so likable what do you even do
GRETA GERWIG
Whaaaaaaat yes, yes u went to Catholic school, girl! This is nuts I like it.
DONALD GLOVER
Me: But like, again, great color Donald Glover but, a suit? Jen: NO NO THE BACK OF IT Jen: They don’t show it in that picture, which is a travesty
Me: Oh SHIT Me: AND HIS LITTLE TWO FINGER PAPAL GESTURE LIKE A PEACE SIGN
KATE BOSWORTH
This is stunning, and Very art history
Sub Category: Stand-Out Headpieces
Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Lynda Carter, Janelle Monáe, Amber Heard
Okay, in conclusion:
- way more commitment than last year, pls keep it going - I know I’m missing some peeps but it’s laaate I gotta turn in - none of them had the sand to go as slutty St. Sebastian so men are Canceled
A Fanmade Menu Screen
Posting this on its own because I can!
Im cute and im sexy and thats why im allowed to build my wizard tower within city limits. Zoning laws dont apply to me because the whole city council is so charmed by my voluminous robes and funny hat.
when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h
hate incidents against elderly East & Southeast Asians have skyrocketed recently, especially in the Bay Area (article) (thread) . here are some:
an 85 year old Thai man, Vicha Ratanapakdee, was tackled to the ground and murdered in SF
an assailant pushed down a 91 year old Asian man, followed by 2 other elderly men and women, in oakland
a 52 year old Asian-American woman was shot in the head with a flare gun
there have been over 20 assaults and robberies in Oakland’s Chinatown targeted towards the elderly in the past 2 weeks
a 61 year old Filipino man’s face was slashed on the subway in nyc & no one assisted him
a Vietnamese community center burned down in oakland
this is not new – since the pandemic began, attacks on Asian-Americans have spiked:
an 89 year old Asian woman in brooklyn was set on fire in July
an Asian woman in brooklyn was doused in acid in April while she was taking out her trash
almost 3000 hate incidents against Asian-Americans were reported from march to the end of 2020 (keep in mind, most incidents are unreported)
this is what happens when white supremacists refer to the coronavirus as the “china virus” & “kung flu” and promote rhetoric that harms Asian communities. today is the start of lunar new year celebrations & attacks are expected to increase. as a response, local governments across the us have stationed increased police presence in chinatowns, but a white supremacist police system, which will not protect our elders and will also threaten Black lives and safety, is not the solution. most Asians are unwilling to report hate incidents because we do not believe police will help, and last week, police shot and killed Christian Hall, a 19 year old Chinese-American, during a mental health crisis. we can’t accept tactics that uphold white supremacy. what we need is aid for our communities:
thread of donation links
sign up to accompany elderly Asians while they run errands, etc
gofundme for funds to distribute amongst Bay Area + elsewhere community organizations
gofundme for Vicha Ratanapakdee
gofundme for VACCEB (the community center)
keep up with Stop AAPI Hate
lunar new year is our biggest celebration & is supposed to be a time of joy and family, but due to white supremacy & xenophobia, our communities are hurting. it is incredibly painful to see our elders – who our cultures place a huge amount of respect and reverence on, and who often don’t even tell their families about these hate incidents because they don’t want them to worry – being targeted in this way. please donate if you can & spread whatever resources you come across. i will update this post with more links as i find them.
So I'm on Barnes&Noble online shopping for a copy of The Great Gatsby with a fancy cover, as you do, and
SOMEONE WROTE A WHOLE ASS NOVEL ABOUT NICK??? AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT???????????
Howdy pal. I promise it's going to be okay--you're not grieving alone. Care to answer 1998 (Do you have any favorite remixes/mash-ups?) 2004 (Are there any lyrics in particular that stuck with you?) and 2019? (What Daft Punk song makes you smile?) Sending you much love.
You’ve absolutely made my day— thank you.
1998: My absolute favorite is Robot Rock / Oh yeah, I mean, it’s the ultimate hype song
2004 (good year): “It might not be the right time; I might not be the right one, but there’s something about us I want to say. Cause there’s something between us anyway.”
2019: Motherboard— it’s such a simple, orchestral song that just makes me smile for no reason, and I love it that way :)
Thanks for the ask ♥️🤖♥️ and there’s plenty of love your way as well 💙
Their music will live forever.
Notably I’m also going to cope by playing destiny
I desperately await all the angst fics for DaPu that are gonna come because we all need to cope somehow
I think they’re going to be working solo, if not going into a calming retirement, having done it for so long. But hey, individual content may come out just not under the DP name. Don’t lose hope man ♥️
I’m so sorry man, for DaPu 😭💔
I’m so depressed.... I couldn’t stop crying yesterday. I think I’m in denial now. This can’t be real. This can’t be happening 🥺😭 my boys 😭 I’ve loved them since 1998 or something.... they’ve been a part of my life always. What do we do now??
Please for the love of god tell me they’re still doing SOMETHING. movies? Solo projects? Producing?? They’re so unbelievably talented and amazing, my favorite people in the industry, heck- in the world!
My heart is aching. I’ve never seen more of my friends cry than yesterday...... wtf do we do now...
Hey I’m still a huge daft punk fan that needs friends too. I’m so sad the fandom is quite dead atm....
All 12 of us in the fandom need to unite while we can before we’re all eradicated