Potc - Blog Posts
Happy will turner wednesday everybody this is the first time ive been able to contribute <3
jack sparrow queening out compilation five hours
jack as a vengeful spirit does anyone see what I'm putting down here? like I've joked before about how he's kind of barbossa's real curse but I do think it is soooo interesting at least if we're looking at cotbp only. consider him being left on that island maybe not him literally dying but such a definitive end to what was once jack sparrow, in favour of something that lives only for revenge for ten years straight. consider the rebirth. consider the look on his face as he kills barbossa
It is absolutely vital in any fandom to have a favourite character who you want to wrap up in a pile of blankets and give sweet treats to and a favourite character you want to beat on the head with hammers.
A Touch Of Destiny redraw!
the first drawing was made around early August 2023 so happy 10 months to it yipee
now the reason why this redraw was done in the first place was because I didn’t like how underwhelming the atmosphere turned out last time, so I hope that it’s been properly dramatised now lmao
and a side by side comparison, for funsies
would your blorbo be a good gynaecologist
^ unlocked my phone to this. don't know where i was going. but sure thing i guess
Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) | Gore Verbinski
beating you over the head never forget the service ac crispin did for us when she made jack canonically into dominant women she was a hero for that
"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced
"i’m really tempted to start writing potc fic but i’m afraid i’ll get WAY too into describing how the vessels are rigged etc instead of actually having a plot. who wants 6 chapters of me possessing jack and getting him to explain the difference between square rigging and fore and aft rigging to an unmentioned second person"
in a prison of my own making (forgot my specific expansive interpretation of a side character with five minutes of screen time was not, in fact, canon)
Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
is this anything
it’s kind of amazing how easily i can listen to almost any song in my spotify library and find a way to think about pirates of the caribbean
i love this clip
I think modern potc aus are so funny like the idea of jack having even the faintest possibility of being medicated for whatever the fuck he has going on just tickles me
just imagine what it's like to be me for five seconds what if you everyday had to go before the grand court of tumblrinas and be like "yeah I think this is one of the most interesting characters to somehow sneak his way into hollywood I think he's nuanced beyond what the average sane viewer will ever grasp I think he's severely misunderstood by like 90% of viewers and I'm a true unironic elitist about him" and the character in question is faggy the pirate disney's golden cashcow and face of a million lunchboxes. and he's in fortnite. and you're not allowed to kill myself
"i should've knocked him out"
fuck it here's part two of "Keira Knightley/Jack Davenport Pirates Commentary bits that live rent free in my head" feat. a lot of corset talk
(i also made a podcast about the making of this film please listen to it I promise it's good.)
i missed this on pi day i've never been so upset
sparbossa x good graces