In A Prison Of My Own Making (forgot My Specific Expansive Interpretation Of A Side Character With Five

just read the name "bamboo pit viper" and automatically went The Viperrrrrrrr

tell me about it

round two of #the jackchelor has concluded with some last minute close calls. davy jones, cutler beckett, mr gibbs and calypso have all been sent home forever they will never be seen again! onto round three which will start whenever I want to as per usual! who will have to face the wall next time? who will win #the jackchelor?

ROUND THREE LINEUP AS FOLLOWS

sparbossa 🍏 vs turrow ⚔️

sparrabeth 🦑 vs sparrington 👮

we are so back . "jack sparrow does not fuck" is officially the funniest possible take to have, ever

Sorry I think your premise is flawed bc fundamentally Jack Sparrow Does Not Fuck

YOU HATE HIM BC YOU AIN'T HIM

Yo-chan of Tokkari Seal Center fame had a baby a few weeks ago and she finally got her name today! This is Tsuki-chan (月ちゃん) and she immediately ran away from the keeper doing the live announcement to go ask mom for more milk (and climb the pipes).

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

every time a fic has will not tolerate hannibal's cannibalism an angel loses its wings

i love this clip

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need to hurt The Character