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I'm 17 and AFRAID of jack sparrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoe Saldaña as Anamaria in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Can we talk about how this was literally just sparrington powerplay for a second
Deleted scene (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, 2006).
That one post that’s like “Norrington’s only crime was being a Jane Austen hero in a Disney movie based on a theme park ride” has done irreparable damage to society I fear
i wish yuriverse was real so i could fuck hot cougar milf barbossa.
dating jack sparrow headcanons ❤️🪶
he cheats on you
he cheats on you
he cheats on you
he cheats on you
man, I love this character so much! [fills them with a deep and inescapable yearning which they don’t know how to fill or even name]
I think sparrabeth making it to the finals would be fun and sexy but there is a part of me that doesn’t want it to win bc I don’t think Elizabeth should be subjected to Jack for the rest of her life. now Barbossa on the other hand
yeah sorry we took your canon male character and made him a butch dyke. no yeah it didnt change his appearance hes just a butch dyke now. sorry. hes infinitely cooler now if that makes u feel better
round two of #the jackchelor has concluded with some last minute close calls. davy jones, cutler beckett, mr gibbs and calypso have all been sent home forever they will never be seen again! onto round three which will start whenever I want to as per usual! who will have to face the wall next time? who will win #the jackchelor?
ROUND THREE LINEUP AS FOLLOWS
sparbossa 🍏 vs turrow ⚔️
sparrabeth 🦑 vs sparrington 👮
too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people
WILLABETH wednesday…
elizabeth is so hot she deserves two boyfriends
round one of #the jackchelor has wrapped up with devastating results on many fronts. esmeralda, angelica, scrum, anamaria, the secondary jacks, salazar, bootstrap and cristpophe have all been sent to a farm upstate and we move onto round two. who will survive? who will win? find out on #the jackchelor ‼️
ROUND TWO LINEUP AS FOLLOWS
sparbossa 🍏 vs davyjack ❤️
turrow ⚔️ vs speckett 🔥
jackgibbs 🦡 vs sparrabeth 🦑
calyjack 🌊 vs sparrington 👮
we are so back . "jack sparrow does not fuck" is officially the funniest possible take to have, ever
Sorry I think your premise is flawed bc fundamentally Jack Sparrow Does Not Fuck
YOU HATE HIM BC YOU AIN'T HIM
does anyone else see what im seeing
your girl calls me Sparrow the way I. no i shan’t say
I shall say YOUR girl calls me sparrow the way I jack her off!!!!!!!!!
“We dropped different numbers of balls at different rates, different heights. We had a ramp. The ramps were at different angles, trying to get the most out of the balls as they hit the actors. After doing the tests, we figured out 35 feet above the deck of the ship was the height we needed our nets. We had these three big nets that held almost 80,000 per net. The balls dropped 35 feet into ramps that projected them towards the stunt guys. It just knocked them over. It was pretty spectacular.”
-Mark Hawker, SFX Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean
“It’s amazing to see a bunch of 40 and 50-year-olds turn into three-year-olds all of a sudden. Everybody had to pick up blue balls, hit the other guy in the head. It was like, ’Is it time for the parents to come pick up the kids?’”
-George Marshall Ruge, Stunt Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean
okay so like i know that koleniko is a pufferfish but haven't we all wanted to try fugu..... and also i could make a case for him having at least SOME urchin influence and getting some uni . we won't speak about where we're gonna get it from
which dutchman crew member would taste the best on a sushi platter ?
(this is not a sexual post)
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need to hurt The Character
consider the following
i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes