*sits down with lunch* "It has been a long time since you have seen me, has it not?" *angrily muttering into bowl*
Episode 1:
Yeah, yeah, it's about me...
Oh frick, am I in therapy- I'M IN THERAPY WOO
K question, will I be taking care of Baby Vengeance in here?
Yeah that checks out, I'd probably feel better about this if I'd died in his stead.
What kinda dream is this???
"Strangers to lovers", who the heck is the stranger gonna be... this is gonna be tough.
CROW OR RAVEN CAWING????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG-
no i'm not gonna cry i refuse to cry over this.
Ok wait wait I don't wanna space out while I'm driving, WAKE UP- oh damn ok I'm sorry ma'am, just my traumatic flashback speaking-
Aaaaaaaand there's our stranger... AH KITTY BUBBA!!!
Oh he's a father... and a nerd, let's go- OH HE'S A SINGLE DAD, GREAT-
Omg he's such a nerd aughhhhhhhhhhh 🙌🏾
Oh there goes my heart, here we freaking go.
"I hope it wasn't awkward standing there while I was talking on the phone-"
me: *actually wheezes*
my brother: "what's so funny-"
"NOTHING-"
I don't like how cute I'm finding him. This is not good.
HELPPPPPPPPPPPP HE'S REALLY CUTE AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
Aw man, put the telenovela back on!
I did not make a pie for this man... oh my God I am so dead. Oh I'm gonna be wrecked.
*pauses the video* *walks away from laptop* "WHY AM I SMILING SO HARD OVER THIS GUY NO-"
And there's the crow... frick this is what our dream is about huh
OMG IT IS, THIS IS WHAT THE DREAM IS ABOUT- OH FRICK.
Ok so this crow dropped Ivan's birdfeeder into our backyard, therefore it's the spirit of Crow trying to hook us up with someone- I KNEW IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(yeah I know this stuff is probably obvious to everyone, biochem wrecked my brain process ok)
YEAH HE'S REALLY CUTE, CROW, HELP ME-
Oop- no no, finish that statement sir >:3
NOT THE SOUNDTRACK HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please let this be a movie someday, I have so many favorite series that I need to be a movie/TV series...