Michael Myers - Blog Posts
Nobody asks, but here it is
Poor Dwight
Night sketch. I really like role swap stuff 👁👄👁
From @hxlloweencosplay ✨
Hellooooo October
Yup...Feels about right....
forget wearing crop tops for aesthetic, or to look sexy... start wearing crop tops to give murderers easy access to the perfect stabby spot! 👍🔪
" I could fix him" so could i but i want him broken and angry, the sex is gonna be WILD
😳 I’ll do this… not now, but later.
((It’s like 10pm- so no- ))
Here's the link for all my horny fuckers
my height compaired to some slashers (im 4'11")
*starving victorian child*: please, sir? may i have some more?
(please work at your own pace and prioritize your physical and mental well-being over everything. this was fantastic and i’m ecstatic to read more! please tag me in any updates)
See the Devil in I - Michael Myers x Reader
Masterlist
Prologue ~
Summary: Dr. Loomis knew Michael was dangerous, but the day had come where Michael had to be let out on good behaviour. When Laurie was told she had a brother she never knew about that could be placed in her care if she consented, Laurie’s roommate y/n decided to stay and live with Laurie and the notorious Michael Myers.
"Laurie Strode, are you aware why you're here today?" Asked a lawyer, formally.
The lawyer sat at a table in the centre of a white, plain, clean-looking room. On the lawyers left was a Smiths Grove Sanitarium doctor, and on his right sat famed killer, Michael Myers.
Michael sat there quiet as ever. Thick leather straps kept has arms and legs tight to the chair. Guards with batons lined the walls and door, watching and waiting for him to so much as lift a finger.
Two people sat across the table, one of which was Laurie.
"Yes I know why I'm here, it's kind of what we've been working towards." Laurie replied slightly incredulously.
"Yes I know, but it's a formality. I have to know that you know the situation, just so we can avoid any misconceptions or gaps in understanding."
It was then that the doctor took over, explaining things that Laurie already knew, as a 'formality'. "Laurie, over the last six weeks you've been coming here and meeting with your brother, Michael Myers. Over this period, there have been no incidents and no reports of Michael displaying violent behaviour. Now I know you knew this from the start, but we've now reached the point where if you feel ready and comfortable, Michael can move into house arrest and probation under your care as his only living relative, as you are of legal age."
"Now Laurie," the lawyer continued with a professional smile, "unless you have any objections, please sign here, here, and here, to complete your end of the process!"
With a deep breath, Laurie decided yes, she was really doing this and taking a known killer, and apparently brother, into her home. So she signed at each line with a speedy hand.
"Wonderful!" Grinned the lawyer, hurrying everything along. "Now! Ms l/n! As Laurie's housemate, you've decided to continue living with her with the addition of Mr Myers, correct?"
"Yes sir," replied y/n, suddenly unsure now that she'd actually met Michael. Well, 'met' wasn't really the word. They haven't been formally introduced yet - while Laurie met Michael over those six weeks, y/n never did. Now here they sat, and y/n could see Michael's cold stare, tense muscles, and quiet, dangerous demeanour.
"Are you aware of Mr. Myers past crimes of murder?"
"Yes sir." The dead eyes of a murder stared at her, how could she not?
"If you consent to living with Mr. Myers as Ms. Strode's housemate, just sign here."
And she signed.
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A/N: ok! So that concludes the prologue! In this story, the Halloween films did take place, but not with Laurie, so she doesn't have a past with Michael - sorry for the confusion, but it works better for the story this way. Hope you're enjoying thus far, and feel free to comment any ideas for the story!
Hope you have a great day/night,
~ trick-or-fucking-treat
Love seeing scary old men covered in their own blood, keep it coming guys.
Masterlist!^_^
rules n info<3
Hazbin hotel:
charlie morningstar (no smut)
vaggie (no smut)
vox (no smut)
lucifer
adam
lute
angel dust
husk
cherry bomb (no smut)
Life is strange:
chole
max
Rachel
Disney:
max goof (no smut)
Bradley upper crust the third (no smut)
elsa (no smut)
anna (no smut)
Scream:
billy loomis
stu macher Secrect eyes
sydney prescott (no smut)
Randy Meeks
sam carpenter
tara carpenter (no smut)
amber freeman (no smut)
Friday the thirteenth:
jason voorhees
halloween:
michael myers
chucky:
charles lee ray (human not doll)
tiffany valentine
Stranger things:
Eddie munson
steve harrington
Hopper
Joyce byers
billy hargrove
johnthaon byers
jane hopper (no smut)
max mayfield (no smut)
nancy wheeler (no smut)
chrissy cunningham
will byers (no smut)
DC:
harley quinn
nightwing
poison ivy
youtubers:
johnnie guilbert (no smut)
jake webber (no smut)
celebrities:
tommy lee (no smut)
nikki sixx (no smut)
mick mars (no smut)
joe keery (no smut)
joseph quinn (no smut)
ships i write for<33
charlie x vaggie (no smut)
max x bradley (no smut) chess of love maxley headcannons
eddie x steve
harley x ivy
billy x stu
nancy x steve
max x chole (no smut)
rachel x chole (no smut)
My Horror Hot Take is that Trick R Treat is a better Halloween movie than Halloween
stupid murder man meets big murder man😳
ITS FUCKING ITS FUCKING MOTH ON HIS FATHE
Man…fictional male character with nice titties makes me want to suck on it