My Horror Hot Take Is That Trick R Treat Is A Better Halloween Movie Than Halloween

Kong When He Puts On The Gauntlet:

Lily you only have two videos that are approaching 9 million views, AND THEY’RE BOTH FROM SIX YEARS AGO!

That’s not a brag Lily, especially considering no video you’ve made since then have even come close to those kind of numbers. Your videos routinely tap out at 40K or 50K, occasionally you’ll get lucky and have a video crack a 100K. Contrast this with Joon, who’s videos are either approaching a million views or are at a million views.

Like Lily, the video about Star Wars you released the day before Joon’s video about you dropped is currently stuck at 18K. His video is currently at 489K, it ratioed you in just 5 hours of it’s release. I’m sorry Lily you can’t play the numbers game with Joon, cause you objectively will lose.

And bullshit you didn’t have to leech off better creators to get those views, because you absolutely fucking did. That’s what I’d call two videos where you capitalized on the wave of negative and often outright reactionary discourse surrounding those two shows especially SU. Unless your trying to say your better than the creators of SU or LOK, cause if so I believe the appropriate response is a hearty Lol a Lmao even.

P.S. Also Lily please, pick a fucking lane with the SU video already. Either commit to bragging about all the views it got and how successful it was or don’t. Because you can’t brag about it and then get offended anytime someone suggests it might’ve influenced the wider perception of the show.

So I rewatched the 09 remake of Friday The 13th after getting my copy of the limited edition 4k release (not to brag or anything) and I gotta say, this movie still fucking rules.

Great kills and easily one of the best iterations of Jason Voorhees period, seriously just the levels of personality and animalistic aggression Derek Mears gives Jason puts him on par with Kane Hodder.

Oh...shit I'm sorry

Probably the dumbest 4K I've ever gotten.

Idk what it is, but Danny Trejo calling Rancors emotionally complex creatures gives me so much serotonin.

So, I think I like the photo mode..

“The pain, I can assure you, will be exquisite. As for our deaths, there is nothing to fear. Our names will be written on a thousand walls. Our crimes told and retold by our faithful believers. We shall die together in front of their very eyes and give them something to be haunted by. Come with me and be immortal.”-Candyman

R.I.P. Tony Todd.

In honor of Predator 2’s Birthday I wanna state that it’s not only the best sequel in the franchise, it’s also one of the best sequels ever made. And if I really wanted to drop a hot take I’d make the case it’s better than the first movie, but that’s a topic for another day.

If I had nickel for every time a Canadian creep dipshit brought up Epstein in their denial, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.