If anyone's wondering what they're eating—
Roman: Toaster waffles
Janus: He just unhinged his jaw (traumatizing Roman and Patton) and had a few whole raw eggs before leaving to not eat for a few weeks
Remus: Raw oats (just throwing back handfuls and sometimes not even chewing them, Patton is very concerned)
Patton: Cereal
Logan: Oatmeal (he offered to make Remus some out of politeness but he wasn't interested)
Virgil: Dry toast
(I feel it's important to emphasize that everyone is sitting at the table, even Remus, except Virgil, who is sitting on top of the fridge, munching on plain toast)
(Virgil's shooting Janus infuriatingly smug looks because whenever he tries to get on the fridge in the dark side, Janus swats him down with a broom, but he can't do that now haha take that Receipt)
Sides: *eating breakfast together*
School bus: *drives past*
Remus: *sees that it's empty*
Remus: This bus empty,
Remus, miming jerking a steering wheel to the side: SKEET
Remus: *continues eating breakfast*
Patton, the only one not used to this: ???