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4 years ago

James: I have no one who cares for me.

Matthew: I--

James: I don't know if someone even loves me.

Cordelia: But--

James: I am just gonna drink my sadness away now.

Magnus*groaning*: Not again.


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4 years ago

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️ Manifesting 🕯️

🕯️ Happily Ever After for 🕯️

🕯️ Matthew 🕯️

🕯️ Fairchild 🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️


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4 years ago

*Will and Tessa finding Jesse and Lucie making out on the balcony*

Tessa*shocked*: Is that our Lucie?

Will: It is our Lucie!

Tessa: With a young man. On the balcony.

Will*proudly*: Well. At least one of our children is carrying out our legacy.

Tessa: Will!!


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4 years ago

Will: Gabriel.

Gabriel: What?

Will: You know what you remind me of?

Gabriel: Do i even want-

Will: Sun.

Cecily: Will...

Will: Because I can't look at you without getting a headache.

Cecily:*throws a shoe at Will*


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4 years ago

Jesse: Lucie what are you doing?

Lucie: I have a fabulous idea for the beautiful Cordelia.

Jesse: It's 3am.

Lucie*stops writing*: So?


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4 years ago

Jesse: Luce?

Lucie*staring at Jesse*:...

Jesse: Lucie?

Lucie: Yeah?

Jesse: Why are you looking at me like that?

Lucie: I-- Oh it's- it's for my story. A writer must pay attention to everything closely.

Lucie*leaning forward*: Very closely.


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4 years ago

Will: so are you two having an understanding now?

Gabriel and Cecily : Yes

Will: Why?

Gabriel: Your sister is very smart and great, and she is...

Will:Yes I see that I am just trying to understand what is wrong with Cecily’s head

This is an incorrect quote, I might be some of your previous anons with quotes, hope you hace a nice day!

There you are. I have been looking for you(acotar reference if u have read the book haha)

Hello anon! This one's hilarious too 😂😂😂 and i think u are the Gabrily one.

Idk why u ppl dropping these(I'm not sure what happens on tumblr lol so idk if this is normal) but thank u so much for making me smile😊😊

(potential suspects: //cuz I won't stop searching for this amazing person lol//)

@a-nsomebody (i doubt u'll do this but okay) @paramiii-w @apairofsquareglasses @victoriagraeca


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4 years ago

✨Will Herondale ✨ lives in my head rent free 24/7 and there's nothing anyone can do.


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4 years ago

After cp2

Cecily; Babe you got a crush on me? That’s embarrasing

Gabriel: We are married

Cecily: Still

😂😂😂😂😂 tbh Cecily and Gabriel's relationship is best. Like she's a herondale and Gabriel is still Gabriel so imagine😂

I'm assuming it's @autumnangel20 so thank youuu 🥰🥰🥰

Seriously I can't get enough of these characters ever!!!

Update: ok who is this this time??

Update: 2 of the ppl r out now who's it again😂😂

@sarcasticmii @tscsocfantasywoofwoofwoof @claritycarstairs @dustandshadowsworld


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4 years ago

Will: Dating tip: hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it’s hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Attempt to establish dominance.

Gabriel, incredulously: How did you...even get into a relationship?

Will: I broke my hand on mine and Jem’s first date. At this point I firmly believe he’s just afraid to leave me unsupervised.

Will!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭

Seriously ppl if I ain't gonna get a will i don't want no one. 😏

Thanks for this i love it. Extra love bcoz it's will😁😁


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4 years ago

Brother Enoch: How many children do you have Consul?

Charlotte: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there’s a difference.

Ahhhh it's youuu😄😄😄😄

Thanks for all these i love all of them. 💖💖

Thank u for making me smile. That's so nice of u🥺🥺💕💕


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4 years ago

Will: It's okay you idiot. Everything will be alright.

Will*to himself*: I know. I know.

Jem: How long has this been going on?

Tessa: I just said he needs to get over his fear of duck.

Will: Oh I see light!! Is that heaven?


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4 years ago

Jem: Will you can't keep picking at your food. People are what they eat.

Will: That means... Ducks are ducks because they eat ducks??

Jem: O_o


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4 years ago

Jem: What are doing lying there on the floor like that?

Will: I am trying to figure out the purpose of my existence.

Jem:...

Will: And I'm also drunk.

Jem: That's water.

Cecily: Wow. He clearly has gotten more dramatic.


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4 years ago

Gabriel: So i think you should go take position on the west wing.

Gabriel: Are you even listening to me, Will?

Will*cleaning his nails with a dagger*: I don't speak Worm-language.

Gabriel: Well I was just saying Tessa looked-

Will: You Worm!!

*chases Gabriel*

Cecily: YOU IDIOTS WHAT ABOUT THAT DEMON?!!


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4 years ago

Will: Will you be my valentine Tessa?

Tessa: I-

Will: Perfect! Now Jem will you be my valentine?

Jem: What?

Will: Great! Meet me outside in an hour. We have a date *winks*

Jem: What just happened?

Tessa*gaping*: I have no idea.


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4 years ago

Gabriel and Cecily on Valentine's Day date

Gabriel: This is for you Cecily.

Cecily: Thank you. It's beautiful!

Will*sitting behind them gasps*: No Cecily!! You can't think that.

Cecily: Will what are you doing here?

Will: I can't trust this lightworm to take care of you alone so i am here for your protection.

Gabriel: Yeah and protection from what exactly? Do you think she can't fight demons?

Will: Protection from Lightworms.

Gabriel: And how will you do that?

Will: Try me.

*Kisses Cecily*

Cecily*smirks*: Hmm 8 but you need a bit more practice.

Will: You Bloody Lightworm!!

Gabriel*grabs cecily*: Run Cecy!


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4 years ago

Gidoen and Sophie on a Valentine's Day date

Gideon: You look beautiful today Sophie I can't take my eyes off you.

Will: Cut cut CUT!! No no no that won't work where's the passion?!

Gideon: What the hell Will? This is not a movie set!

Gabriel: It's not? Hmm I was wondering why our actors are so lousy. Not you Sophie you are beautiful.

Sophie*giggling*: Thank you.

Gideon: Both of you go away right now!

Will*running backwards*: You deserve better than that lightworm Soph!

Gabriel*gets hit by the shoes*: Ouch! I didn't say anything!

Gideon: That was for Will but you deserve it too!


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4 years ago

Herongraystairs on valentine's Day

Will: Tessa are you free tomorrow?

Tessa*thinking what's tomorrow*: Oh yeah I totally am. Sure.

Will: Good. Be ready at 7. Wear something red and dangerous.

Tessa*blushing*: Okay.

*Later*

Will: Jem what are you doing tomorrow?

Jem: Nothing. Why?

Will: You and I my friend, are going to a party tomorrow. Wear something dashing.

Jem: We are? Where?? Are we taking Tessa?

Will*winks*: Be ready at seven.

*Next Day*

Jem: Hey Tessa, you look amazing.

Tessa: Thanks Jem. So do you.

Jem: Are you ready to go to the party. I wonder where Will is.

Tessa*confused*: Party? Will didn't say anything about a party.

Will*coming out of his room in bathrobe*: Oh look at you both you look so good together.*wipes his eyes dramatically*

Jem: Why aren't you ready yet. It's seven.

Will: Tsk tsk you two are so naïve. Here take these tickets. I booked the restraunt for you two. Go have fun.

*Jem and tessa looking at each other in confusion.*

Tessa: No we are not going without you. You will come or we aren't going at all.

Jem: Tessa is right. Come with me let's get you dressed.

Will*hugs them both*: I love you both so much.

Tessa*smiling*: We know.

Jem: Don't cry on my suit Will!!

*All three laugh*


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4 years ago

What happened at Sophie's birthday

Sophie: Gideon where are you taking me?

Gideon: It's a surprise. Now open your eyes.

Everyone *at the institute*: Happy birthday Sophie!!

Sophie: Oh! Thank you so much!

Will: Now it's time for cake! Bring it Lightworm.

Gabriel: Shut up Heronduck!

Charlotte: Why is it covered?

Will: It's a surprise.

Jem: Does that surprise by any chance has anything to do with when I saw you and Gabriel sneaking out together.

Will*horrified*: I would never conspire with that Lightworm!

Gabriel*eye roll*: Neither Will i with this Heronduck.

Cecily: Enough you two. Come on Sophie open it.

Sophie: A sCoNe??

Gideon*blushing*: That's what you two did?

Will and Gabriel laughing hysterically.

Gabriel*clutching his stomach*: Your face!

Will*still laughing*: That. Was. Worth it!!


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